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Jose Bautista does roids

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People who have hit at least 54 home runs in the past 15 years:

Sosa x3 (known roider)
McGwire (known roider)
Luis Gonzalez (known roider)
Bonds (known roider)
Ryan Howard (obvious roider)
Arod (known roider)
Ortiz (known roider)

But hey.... Bautista is clean. Just had a kink in his swing that none of the first 10 or so professional managers realized

And A-rod was clean in 2007 when he hit 54 homers - afterall he hasn't failed a single test in the last decade
 

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if your into small junk and rage ...yeah knock yourself out

It is different for anyone and the small junk is usage over a long period of time. But no way should they ever be legalized
 

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People who have hit at least 54 home runs in the past 15 years:

Sosa x3 (known roider)
McGwire (known roider)
Luis Gonzalez (known roider)
Bonds (known roider)
Ryan Howard (obvious roider)
Arod (known roider)
Ortiz (known roider)

But hey.... Bautista is clean. Just had a kink in his swing that none of the first 10 or so professional managers realized

And A-rod was clean in 2007 when he hit 54 homers - afterall he hasn't failed a single test in the last decade

Everyone on that list has in front of us gain mass that was noticable

Has Bautista?
 

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Stupid thread. The guy is tested multiple times a year. He worked on his swing with a new set of eyes and the results came.

He is a straight out beast

Ryan Braun never tested positive either...oops, yes he did. No wait, the glove didn't fit......no, wrong trial.

And whatever Bautista took he gave to Encarnacion, and I'm sure they'll share with Melky and teach him how to not get caught.
 

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And yet everyone will take him on their team
 

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People who have hit at least 54 home runs in the past 15 years:

Sosa x3 (known roider)
McGwire (known roider)
Luis Gonzalez (known roider)
Bonds (known roider)
Ryan Howard (obvious roider)
Arod (known roider)
Ortiz (known roider)

But hey.... Bautista is clean. Just had a kink in his swing that none of the first 10 or so professional managers realized

And A-rod was clean in 2007 when he hit 54 homers - afterall he hasn't failed a single test in the last decade

I would take Howard off there, possibly.
 

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Everyone on that list has in front of us gain mass that was noticable

Has Bautista?

Howard hasnt gained any mass, yet you claim he is an obvious roider

Howard has always been big, even in college
 

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SO its impossible to change you're swing? To finally "get it"?

He hasnt gotten bigger? He is the same size he always was

It's possible to change your swing

It's not possible to change your swing and suddenly increase your homer total by 41

If you disagree.... feel free to start naming some examples

Not even the most roided up of players (Bonds, Sosa, Ortiz etc.) ever had as big a jump as Roidtista

And size has little to do with it - Neifi Perez got busted twice. He also weighs about 160 pounds
 

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People who have hit at least 54 home runs in the past 15 years:

Sosa x3 (known roider)
McGwire (known roider)
Luis Gonzalez (known roider)
Bonds (known roider)
Ryan Howard (obvious roider)
Arod (known roider)
Ortiz (known roider)

But hey.... Bautista is clean. Just had a kink in his swing that none of the first 10 or so professional managers realized

And A-rod was clean in 2007 when he hit 54 homers - afterall he hasn't failed a single test in the last decade

Good points, but how is it obvious that Ryan Howard is a roider? Aside from the body breaking down, I mean.
 

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It's possible to change your swing

It's not possible to change your swing and suddenly increase your homer total by 41

If you disagree.... feel free to start naming some examples

Not even the most roided up of players (Bonds, Sosa, Ortiz etc.) ever had as big a jump as Roidtista

And size has little to do with it - Neifi Perez got busted twice. He also weighs about 160 pounds

Neifi perez is not a power hitter.

Again I ask you. Has Bautista dramaticaly gained mass like you're examples
 

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Everyone on that list has in front of us gain mass that was noticable

Has Bautista?

Bautista turned things around in 2010 which would be three years of Juice, of course you wouldn't notice a big difference in mass. Look how many years it took Bonds to grow out of his hat.

Braun doesn't look much bigger and he tested (didn't test) positive so that argument is out the window.
 

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Alex Sanchez was a roider, and he was skinny

Roids dont necessarily give you the physique of the Incredible Hulk
 

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Ryan Braun never tested positive either...oops, yes he did. No wait, the glove didn't fit......no, wrong trial.

And whatever Bautista took he gave to Encarnacion, and I'm sure they'll share with Melky and teach him how to not get caught.

e-5 has always had pop and good hr/fb ratio i believe......he just could never stay healthy
thats why he was such a fanasty darling over the years even though every year he was getting hurt ...people knew what he could do if he got at-bats
 

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Alex Sanchez was a roider, and he was skinny

Roids dont necessarily give you the physique of the Incredible Hulk

No, they just shrink your balls. I don't suppose anyone has any before and after pictures of Bautista's testicles.:laugh3:
 

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Neifi perez is not a power hitter.

Again I ask you. Has Bautista dramaticaly gained mass like you're examples

You used his "not gaining mass" as evidence that he's clean


which is the same as saying that if you don't gain mass, you couldn't have used PED's

Which of course there are countless examples of

Did Ryan Braun gain mass? Did Brady Anderson look like the Hulk? Luis Gonzalez was smaller than the bat when he blooped a Mariano pitch to end the 2001 world series
 

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e-5 has always had pop and good hr/fb ratio i believe......he just could never stay healthy
thats why he was such a fanasty darling over the years even though every year he was getting hurt ...people knew what he could do if he got at-bats

Juice helps you fight off injuries and stay healthy as well, guess that explains the over 500 AB's as well
 
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