Joe Buck: Stop asking me to play-by-play your sex tapes

[broncosmitty]

If I had to get an announcer to narrate my sex tape my #1 pick would definitely be Gus Johnson. He makes everything seem like the best its ever been done. Maybe he could have Jon Gruden as his color guy. Gruden just loves everything and everyone and really hypes everybody up.

If I get to watch a sex tape of somebody else, there's a certain appeal to hear Berman describe somebody as rumbling bumbling stumbling or any of his other stupid catch phrases. And a cheesy sex nickname would really brighten my day.

But the ultimate would be old school John Madden preferably with a telestrator.

Nothing about Joe Buck would be interesting. Even calling a **** audition would be bored in Buck had the mike.

Bill Walton would be up there for me.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Bill Walton would be up there for me.

/thread!

 

[broncosmitty]

/thread!

Throw it down big fella!!!

 

[UVA_Guy81]

Bill Walton would be up there for me.

I feel like Dick Vitale would give a whole new meaning to “dipsy do dunkaroo” if he were doing it.

 

[Cedrique]

I want the "And boom goes the dynamite" guy

 

[broncosmitty]

I feel like Dick Vitale would give a whole new meaning to “dipsy do dunkaroo” if he were doing it.

Diaper dandies = prison time.

 

[RobToxin]

I gotta go with good ol' JR Jim Ross for this one:

 

[broncosmitty]

Marv Albert has to already be doing these.

 

[Cedrique]

Marv Albert has to already be doing these.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Throw it down big fella!!!

But on the off chance your name is Jerome, it’s a no doubter!

I gotta go with good ol' JR Jim Ross for this one:

So you’re gay?

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

What about Tony Schiovonne?

 

[Schmoopy1000]

I gotta go with good ol' JR Jim Ross for this one:

Its a good Ol' Slobber knocker!!!!

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

Kevin Harlan would be a better choice.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Should get Bob Uecher to do it. " That shot was juuust a little outside".

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

I'd want Myron Cope to give me that double yoi at climax...

 

[Iggloo]

Howard Cosell would have been great back in the day.

 

[CaptainStubing]

Kevin Harlan would be a better choice.

i was thinking harlan as well. his call of the streaker that once is a classic

 

[Dolemite censored]

I'd pick Bob Menery

I figured it would be Gilbert Gottfried for you...

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

i was thinking harlan as well. his call of the streaker that once is a classic

Link?

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

i was thinking harlan as well. his call of the streaker that once is a classic

I remember that. That was great.