broncosmitty
Banned in Europe
Bill Walton would be up there for me.If I had to get an announcer to narrate my sex tape my #1 pick would definitely be Gus Johnson. He makes everything seem like the best its ever been done. Maybe he could have Jon Gruden as his color guy. Gruden just loves everything and everyone and really hypes everybody up.
If I get to watch a sex tape of somebody else, there's a certain appeal to hear Berman describe somebody as rumbling bumbling stumbling or any of his other stupid catch phrases. And a cheesy sex nickname would really brighten my day.
But the ultimate would be old school John Madden preferably with a telestrator.
Nothing about Joe Buck would be interesting. Even calling a **** audition would be bored in Buck had the mike.