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Jessica Mendoza on Sunday Night Baseball

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Not true. If she was better than Schilling before twitter, she would've been on SNBB instead of Schilling. Plain and simple.

Joe Morgan was better than everyone who came after him I guess. ESPN never replaced him.
 

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She has to be better than Kruk. His whole purpose was to make fat jokes about himself. We get it John, youre fat.
 

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You just hate him for knocking the Dodgers out of the playoffs in 1982.
I wasn't born for another 5 years. I have nothing for respect for Joe Morgan the baseball player. Joe Morgan, the guy talking about baseball as an expert analyst, is the worst. Actually I think I would put Steve Lyons below him, because at least Morgan wasn't some nobody ballplayer
 

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I'd like to weigh in on this but how am I supposed to make an educated decision about her broadcasting abilities when there is no picture of her in the whole thread?
 

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She has to be better than Kruk. His whole purpose was to make fat jokes about himself. We get it John, youre fat.
Kruk has done a masterful job of fooling everyone with his self deprecating humor. He was clearly juicing back in '93 along with Lenny Dykstra and Pete Incaviglia, but he has successfully thrown everyone off his scent with his "aw, shucks how could I be on Steroids-I'm just a fat hillbilly from West Virginia" routine. When mlb finally decides to investigate this I'm sure someone will emerge with a grainy videotape of Krukker meeting Eddie Murphy with a bag of cash to purchase a "fat suit" that he used to hide his roided up body.
 

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Kruk has done a masterful job of fooling everyone with his self deprecating humor. He was clearly juicing back in '93 along with Lenny Dykstra and Pete Incaviglia, but he has successfully thrown everyone off his scent with his "aw, shucks how could I be on Steroids-I'm just a fat hillbilly from West Virginia" routine. When mlb finally decides to investigate this I'm sure someone will emerge with a grainy videotape of Krukker meeting Eddie Murphy with a bag of cash to purchase a "fat suit" that he used to hide his roided up body.
Exactly. I'm coming out and saying that the '93 All-Star game was a part of the conspiracy too. I'm selling this video to E! of John Kruk in an untelevised simulated game in which he hit five home runs (all over 450 feet) in five at-bats against Randy Johnson
 

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She is better than a lot of the regurgitated crap ESPiN uses for baseball. I can only take so much of the old retired baseball player or the catch phrase guys.

Anyone pining for Joe Morgan has some serious issues.
 

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Kruk has done a masterful job of fooling everyone with his self deprecating humor. He was clearly juicing back in '93 along with Lenny Dykstra and Pete Incaviglia, but he has successfully thrown everyone off his scent with his "aw, shucks how could I be on Steroids-I'm just a fat hillbilly from West Virginia" routine. When mlb finally decides to investigate this I'm sure someone will emerge with a grainy videotape of Krukker meeting Eddie Murphy with a bag of cash to purchase a "fat suit" that he used to hide his roided up body.


I'm pretty sure no cares if he was juicing. He's not going in the hall and he never won anything.
 

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I'm pretty sure no cares if he was juicing. He's not going in the hall and he never won anything.
He's on the illustrious Phillies' Wall of Fame
 

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I'd like to weigh in on this but how am I supposed to make an educated decision about her broadcasting abilities when there is no picture of her in the whole thread?
here u go:suds:

c08-mendoza-11.jpg
 

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If she had bigger breasts.then I would like her more
 

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She is better than a lot of the regurgitated crap ESPiN uses for baseball. I can only take so much of the old retired baseball player or the catch phrase guys.

Anyone pining for Joe Morgan has some serious issues.

She can't tell the difference between a knuckleball and a fastball.

My points in this thread as still dead on.
 

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Women shouldn't be in the booth. I won't even watch a college football game with a female announcer. Now go make me a sammich bitch.
 

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I wasn't born for another 5 years. I have nothing for respect for Joe Morgan the baseball player. Joe Morgan, the guy talking about baseball as an expert analyst, is the worst. Actually I think I would put Steve Lyons below him, because at least Morgan wasn't some nobody ballplayer

Say what you will but I don't think he came anywhere close to the annoyance that was Tim McCarver.
 

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Women shouldn't be in the booth. I won't even watch a college football game with a female announcer. Now go make me a sammich bitch.

Doris Burke is definitely the cure for insomnia.
 
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