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Jed and Disrepect toward Mothers

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Dude, the arm behind black 41 flash reverse was from CB. Yes, he was a Saint Albert fag but don't be blaspheming.

Saint Albert is 'east' CB :L
 

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I was in east CB.

TJ was just dirty, only a hand full could fight.
 

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Oh jesus fuck, quit acting like a damn baby.

Take your PC bullshit elsewhere. No one here should give a fuck if you get offended about something so stupid as a mom joke.
 

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I had cousins from the TJ area. They were a rough bunch back in the day. One of them had Left and Right tattooed on top of his feet.
 

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I was in east CB.

TJ was just dirty, only a hand full could fight.

My dad went to TJ. We used to go to their annual AL game. When an AL kid got hurt, the game would stop and they have medics out there for 10 minutes and then call out a stretcher. When a TJ guy got hurt, he'd immediately drag his own carcass off the field with his foot turned backwards.
 

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Oh jesus fuck, quit acting like a damn baby.

Take your PC bullshit elsewhere. No one here should give a fuck if you get offended about something so stupid as a mom joke.
SSSMMMOOOOTTTIIISSSS !!!!!!!




I heard that Smotis at one time or another stepped on a crack and broke his mommas back


true story
 

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SSSMMMOOOOTTTIIISSSS !!!!!!!




I heard that Smotis at one time or another stepped on a crack and broke his mommas back


true story

WOW FUCK YOU! DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOMMA!
 

popeyecv64

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to be very honest --you doooon't eevan want to hear how i grew up and the baddness i was faced with

I sent a lot of therapists back to school

I just put it all behind me --and row the boat foward
 

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My dad went to TJ. We used to go to their annual AL game. When an AL kid got hurt, the game would stop and they have medics out there for 10 minutes and then call out a stretcher. When a TJ guy got hurt, he'd immediately drag his own carcass off the field with his foot turned backwards.

Well I went to LC out of the AL district on open enrollment because I COULD play football. Both AL and TJ were twice our size, we never beat either of them by less than 28.

I get the feeling we've had this conversation before.
 

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I will slapp her so dadburned hard that her purple nipples will drop to the ground ---bitch

I'll have you know that my mother died of purple nurpelitis. You crossed the line.
 

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I'll have you know that my mother died of purple nurpelitis. You crossed the line.
I'd say her purple nipples crossed the line on that one ---oh yea

sir

I use to have large nipples in the 6th grade and said to the principle " I have large nipples .I may be a female ,I guess I can shower with the girls now right "

he said " I can kick your nuts in --this may help you ta find your identity of what gender you are -- now geeeet"



LOL !!
 

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Since you like to switch things around I will do the same to you.

I can promise you one thing for absolute 100% certainty that if some stranger walks down the street towards me and makes a sexual comment about my mom I will have 1 of 2 reactions.

1. If it funny: I will high five him, laugh, and tell him he better have made sure to leave the money on the counter.

2. If it's not funny: I five him and tell him that he clearly wasn't good enough for her because she didn't brag about him to me.

See, that is the difference, I am not like every single situation you have experienced because I am a different person with my own thought process and actions. Plus I am not a psychopath looking to get into a fight or murder someone of a dumb joke/comment that isn't actually true (except for with FNG's mom).
Thanks ass for the mom comment. Winning
 

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SSSMMMOOOOTTTIIISSSS !!!!!!!




I heard that Smotis at one time or another stepped on a crack and broke his mommas back


true story
No, I broke his momma' back but I didn't step on the crack, I did something else to her crack.
 

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I have nipples Jed, could you milk me?
 

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My condolences for your moms passing. I am truly sorry


However, you can't put this all on Jed as this has been a running joke on this site for years and some of us (mainly me) have encouraged the joke to Jed
It's a joke? Damn!!:pout:
 
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