Jazz should change names..

[Sackataters]

to the Utah Settlers. I'm pitching this as a more fitting name for Utahs sporting team. They clearly don't look Jazzlike. The Mormons settled the salt lake valley. Utah settles for crappy jump shots tonight. They settle on being middle of the pack. They settle for middle of the road talent.

 

[MHSL82]

Spoiler Alert!

 

[OregonDucks]

Well....New Orleans tried to get the Jazz name back but Utah declined. So N.O went with the Pelicans...Meanwhile, Charlotte Bobcats are rumored to be taking back their Hornets name....

That is going to be a wikipedia search nightmare.