Jagr And His Path To 700 Goals

[Johnnydollaz89]

So, I don't think any of you know, but I write for a Rangers fan blog and we are gradually growing in size. This past week I had a big post about Jagr from his rookie year up until his last game against us on Saturday. I would love if you guys checked it out and left me some feedback on it, in here

Here is the link.

Fulltilt Rangers

When you click the ink, go to features and select Full Tilt Legends and it is the first post. Thanks

 

[dash]

Pretty good Johnny, a few grammar and spelling errors, but overall, a nice write-up.

/No mention of Jagr's frequent visits to Atlantic City, though.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Pretty good Johnny, a few grammar and spelling errors, but overall, a nice write-up.

/No mention of Jagr's frequent visits to Atlantic City, though.

It wasn't that bad it could have been a lot messier. He didn't make any graves mistakes. I wasn't too Keane on the site but Esa great piece on Jagr

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

Pretty good Johnny, a few grammar and spelling errors, but overall, a nice write-up.

/No mention of Jagr's frequent visits to Atlantic City, though.

Thank you, well anything that was noticeable and miss-spelled, should have been picked up on by our editor, oh well lol I really appreciate you checking it out, Dash! And sorry for the no AC mention, lol

It wasn't that bad it could have been a lot messier. He didn't make any graves mistakes. I wasn't too Keane on the site but Esa great piece on Jagr

Thank you! Figured you wouldn't, it's a Rangers fan site lol

 

[dash]

It wasn't that bad it could have been a lot messier. He didn't make any graves mistakes. I wasn't too Keane on the site but Esa great piece on Jagr

This post registered quite high on my personal Richter scale of quality posts, I may have to Leetch off your greatness.

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

This post registered quite high on my personal Richter scale of quality posts, I may have to Leetch off your greatness.

 

[dash]

The funny thing is with the time Jagr has missed due to lockouts and three years in the KHL, we could easily be discussing Jagr's path to 800+ goals.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

This post registered quite high on my personal Richter scale of quality posts, I may have to Leetch off your greatness.

That was quite a fluery yourself. But you have a comeback Avery time. It was definitely one of the best pieces I've redden a long time

 

[bt08]

good article. I was very disappointed in Jagr during last years SC run for the Bruins, no playoff goals and appeared totally out of gas. I kept thinking he was gonna get some big goals for us and perhaps ride off into the sunset ala Recchi but it wasn't meant to be. I'm shocked at the season he is having so far in NJ.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

good article. I was very disappointed in Jagr during last years SC run for the Bruins, no playoff goals and appeared totally out of gas. I kept thinking he was gonna get some big goals for us and perhaps ride off into the sunset ala Recchi but it wasn't meant to be. I'm shocked at the season he is having so far in NJ.

He has a lot if chemistry with Elias they have played together for years. I'm just hoping to see them play together next year

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

The funny thing is with the time Jagr has missed due to lockouts and three years in the KHL, we could easily be discussing Jagr's path to 800+ goals.

Agreed, it was a shame.

 

[DragonfromTO]

It wasn't that bad it could have been a lot messier. He didn't make any graves mistakes. I wasn't too Keane on the site but Esa great piece on Jagr

This reminds me of a joke my dad told me as a child.

Wayne Gretzky was out at a bar in Edmonton when he saw this beautiful woman at the end of the bar. He walked up beside her and started talking to her and was surprised when she asked him his name.

"It's rare that I meet anyone around here that doesn't know who I am. I'm Wayne Gretzky"

"Oh, nice to meet you Wayne, I'm Suzy. Why do people around here know you?"

Wayne explains that he plays hockey for the Oilers and Suzy says that she's not really much of a sports fan but that it's nice to meet him. Her friend turns around at this time and sees who she's talking to and grabs Suzy by the arm.

"Oh my God, do you know who you're talking to?"

"He says he's a hockey player. Sorry, what's your name again?"

"Oh he doesn't need to tell me, that's Wayne Gretzky!"

Suzy turns back to Wayne and he continues chatting her up. Some time passes and they are getting along so well that Wayne asks if Suzy wants to come back to his place. She says that she'd love to but that she needs to call her roommate and tell her. She calls and tells her roommate that she met a guy and not to expect her home, and that the guy says he's an Oiler. Her roommate asks who it is and Suzy says that she's forgotten and apologizes and asks Wayne his name again. When she tells her roommate she gets excited and tells Suzy that she should definitely go with him and that she won't wait up.

When they get back to Wayne's place they drunkenly stumble in the door kissing and Wayne picks her up and carries her into his room and lays her down, lifting her skirt up and peeling her panties off. He starts kissing up her thigh getting ready to go down on her when Suzy interrupts him.

"Oh I forgot to tell you, I'm having my period right now. It's almost done but you still might not want to be licking me down there. Messy, eh?"

"No!! Goddamnit how many times do I have to tell you?! I'm Wayne Gretzky!"

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

I'm glad this turned into a thread of puns...

 

[higgyfan4]

I see, someone I haven't had to give a disapproving to until now...

 

[elocomotive]

Pretty good Johnny, a few grammar and spelling errors, but overall, a nice write-up.

/No mention of Jagr's frequent visits to Atlantic City, though.

Oh, so sourry we doun't just stick extra U's everywheure!! That doesn't mean it's spelled rong

 

[elocomotive]

Ooops. Sorry, that was a typo at the end.

 

[forty_three]

That was quite a fluery yourself. But you have a comeback Avery time. It was definitely one of the best pieces I've redden a long time

Can you write Moore?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Can you write Moore?

I think I may be dunham starting to run lowe on puns.