jessica has really let herself go
That's not really her. It's just some guy making a goof.
I'm not sure eloco, but that sounds a little like a plot for a pron movie...
Got some pizza for the Caps' game tonight.
Order was $20 and some change. Handed the delivery guy what I thought was a $20 bill and a $5 bill. He started rooting around in his pocket for change. I thought it was odd and said, "no, we're straight, man." He has a big smile and says thanks.
I think about his reaction as I get back in my apartment. I check my wallet and I'm pretty sure I accidentally gave him two $20 bills.
Hahaha. Can't help but laugh at myself
"I don't always get pizza delivered, but when I do, I like to tip at least 90%"
Crazy week, had Pizza Saturday instead of Friday!
Kielbasa night! And red cabbage! It's one of my favorites.