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Oh my god, you guys. Someone is actually going to die on the field in Jacksonville. Like, remember the old GIJoes with the rubber band in the middle, and you'd twist that rubber band too hard and the guy would just snap into pieces? That's gonna happen. Someone is going to get sacked, and there's gonna be a torso and a pair of legs.
So I'm gonna go get a shower right now, and I'm dedicating it to the Gators. May the literal washing of my body be the metaphorical washing away of our Offensive failures. May the washing of my taint be the washing of the taint engulfing our entire team. I will return fresh, and pray our team returns fresher.
I feel like i sat on a bicycle seat wrong…
Time to start buttchugging 190 proof everclear until I'm dead.
How do make ball fly in air get yards?
Crap, I found this thread only after I slit my wrists....
What are the best hotels in Nashville? Wanna get my reservations for the Music City Bowl locked down now.
There's always next year. Here's to hoping I'm not on meltdown time this week.
For Sale: Cinderalla slippers. Never worn.
IDK how they missed this gem...
Or this one
fsu stahp. fsu wat r u doing. tiger is dead. fsu pls