It's Meltdown Time!

[TigerBait1971]

NSFW: It's Meltdown Time! - Roll 'Bama Roll

 

[BucksFanInGA]

"We've secretly replaced the competent Zach Mettenberger with a pod person from the planet Jefferson. Let's see if LSU fans notice!" YES. WE DO.

 

[BucksFanInGA]

LOL

Wouldn't do much worse if we had a retarded baboon running the sidelines with a headset on.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Lots of great stuff there.... Corndogs take the cake with, "Would we have lost this game if Nick Saban Were The Coach?"

 

[BucksFanInGA]

Drinking whiskey like "Yeah we had this planned"

 

[sooner78wakeboard]

lol....

Oh my god, you guys. Someone is actually going to die on the field in Jacksonville. Like, remember the old GIJoes with the rubber band in the middle, and you'd twist that rubber band too hard and the guy would just snap into pieces? That's gonna happen. Someone is going to get sacked, and there's gonna be a torso and a pair of legs.

 

[bamabear82]

lol

 

[BucksFanInGA]

If anyone wants to know what it is like to be a clemson fan: Imagine an amazing looking **** star is sucking your dick. You are about to finish when she slaps you in the ball sack.

 

[bamabear82]

So I'm gonna go get a shower right now, and I'm dedicating it to the Gators. May the literal washing of my body be the metaphorical washing away of our Offensive failures. May the washing of my taint be the washing of the taint engulfing our entire team. I will return fresh, and pray our team returns fresher.

 

[Bamabino]

lol

That's Granthum's defensive game plan.

 

[bamabear82]

I feel like i sat on a bicycle seat wrong…

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[Tharvot]

So great. I'm glad Ohio State keeps narrowly avoiding that article.

 

[Wild Turkey]

The Clemson posts were the best very original and the "I wrote a haiku" one was absolutely brilliant. Well done Tigers well done!

 

[BucksFanInGA]

IDK how they missed this gem...

Dabo at halftime: "Ok so let's look at the reality here, guys. We're probably not gonna win this one. But maybe, and hear me out, just maybe, if we do everything wrong-- absolutely everything-- people will chalk it up as a fluke. It just 'won't be our night.' But we have to really go all out. I'm talking personal fouls everywhere. Personal fouls by kickers. Ejections! Tajh, forget about the Heisman. That's over now. For the next thirty minutes, your job is to convince the nation that you are some combination of injured and shitfaced. O-line: So help me god, if we have a positive play and none of you grabs an FSU defender and flings him to the ground or finds the nearest engaged defender and goes low, you don't even have to look at me. Just find the bench. Most importantly, DO NOT RESIST JAMEIS WINSTON. If it's all about him, it's not about us. I wanna hear 'Famous Jameis' so many times that the cookie brand has three separate lawsuits on Jimbo's desk by Monday morning. I know it may sound insane, even depraved, but I think it's the only way. Now who's with me?"
Team at halftime: "WE'RE ALL IN, COACH!"

Or this one

fsu stahp. fsu wat r u doing. tiger is dead. fsu pls

 

[UNA Lion]

Best of the bunch:

Time to start buttchugging 190 proof everclear until I'm dead.

How do make ball fly in air get yards?

Crap, I found this thread only after I slit my wrists....

What are the best hotels in Nashville? Wanna get my reservations for the Music City Bowl locked down now.

There's always next year. Here's to hoping I'm not on meltdown time this week.

For Sale: Cinderalla slippers. Never worn.

 

[Brasky]

"This is a fucking farce. I'm sick of this fucking hipster convention."

"Hold me... Someone... Please…"

"I might die today."

"It hurts to live."

"FINALLY in Tennessee territory. edit: God fucking damnit."

"I'm never watching another football game again."

"I just want to take my anger out on some Ole Miss girls by sexual means I mean this in a good way and not a r*pe-y way"

 

[Brasky]

lol

I remember seeing that and thinking "I wish Nebraska would get hyped like that on the sidelines. We might actually win a big game or two if we had Georgia's passion."

 

[Kid Vicarious]

IDK how they missed this gem...



Or this one

fsu stahp. fsu wat r u doing. tiger is dead. fsu pls

 

[4down20]

Clowney in the post game presser: "If Steve Spurrier wants to coach our team next week, we will welcome him back."