"That Brewer TD was cool, that Raegor TD was cool. Everything else just looks like 22 dudes sitting around eating glue and hurting themselves."
"Fun fact. Did you know you have a 1 in 189 chance of being a victim of a violent crime in Waco? Luckily here in Fort Worth you only have a 1 in 190 chance."
"Baylor > Kansas > TCU > Baylor It’s the worst 3 person dutch rudder possible"