Introducing ... The T.R.U.E. Metric

[NFL-Solomon]

At one time, the consensus amongst scientist was that the earth was at the center of our solar system. According to you that was correct until it was proven wrong. Obviously, it was wrong the entire time.

Just like this is right the entire time.

Perceived not wrong =/= not wrong

 

[NFL-Solomon]

What people are saying about this Amazing Metric:

"This Metric makes me more butthurt than the anal gangbang for the homeless I host in my ass every Friday night."
- dbldwn711

"Wait, why does 1 have to equal 1, can't 1 = 10"
- RockStrongo

"Orange Man BAD"
-Zooky

 

[dbldwn711]

What people are saying about this Amazing Metric:

"This Metric makes me more butthurt than the anal gangbang for the homeless I host in my ass every Friday night."
- dbldwn711

"Wait, why does 1 have to equal 1, can't 1 = 10"
- RockStrongo

"Orange Man BAD"
-Zooky

What this metric says about the OP:

“Oh Shit!! The Pats have 6 SB rings... I better make up some nonsense to invalidate it!”

 

[NFL-Solomon]

What this metric says about the OP:

“Oh Shit!! The Pats have 6 SB rings... I better make up some nonsense to invalidate it!”

Please list which part is untrue, or nonsense.

 

[dbldwn711]

Please list which part is untrue, or nonsense.

All of it

 

[Dude]

so according to these metrics if a team goes 5-5 in SB in 10 years they are dog shit

Sounds about right. Getting there and losing doesn’t count or should be rated negatively. Uh, ok.

 

[handicappers]

What this metric says about the OP:

“Oh Shit!! The Pats have 6 SB rings... I better make up some nonsense to invalidate it!”

bwwwahahahahah, so true. That dumbass has been sweatin' it for years cause he knew it was coming. Now that it happened he's confused, retarded and fat all at once. lol

Did you hear that Sweaty Lou's gettin' out tonight?

 

[Moab]

While I believe this rating is lame, any rating with Minny right where they should be can't be all bad, can it? ...just saying

 

[NFL-Solomon]

All of it

TRANSLATION

"I surrender" -dbldwn711

 

[dbldwn711]

TRANSLATION

"I surrender" -dbldwn711

Wrong

 

[NFL-Solomon]

While I believe this rating is lame, any rating with Minny right where they should be can't be all bad, can it? ...just saying

Well, you might not like what it shows, it's 100% ACCURATE.

 

[Dude]

The metric is flawed because it does not include the eye test.

 

[NFL-Solomon]

Wrong

Bullshit.

You can't show anything that's wrong, or arbitrary, because no part is wrong or arbitrary.

You lose, and you know it.

 

[NFL-Solomon]

The metric is flawed because it does not include the eye test.

The eye test is subjective, this is about historical fact. Everything going into it, actually happened and is provable.

 

[dbldwn711]

Bullshit.

You can't show anything that's wrong, or arbitrary, because no part is wrong or arbitrary.

You lose, and you know it.

LMAO

 

[Dude]

The eye test is subjective, this is about historical fact. Everything going into it, actually happened and is provable.

The eye test could be considered factual evidence if properly recorded on film. No pun.

 

[NFL-Solomon]

The eye test could be considered factual evidence if properly recorded on film. No pun.

OK, then explain how that affects actual wins and losses.

(or are you going to say the eye test would show the Pats didn't actually win as many as stated because of cheating?)

 

[dbldwn711]

The theme song for this “metric” is...

 

[Dude]

OK, then explain how that affects actual wins and losses.

It does not affect wins & losses, it provides visual proof of what actually happened. If you watch the film, you will notice key plays, blocks, etc., miscues, stuff that doesn’t show up in the number table.

 

[kburjr]

NET by Division

AFC
AFCN = 4
PGH 4
BAL 2
CIN -2
CLE 0

AFCW = -2
OAK 1
KC 0
LAC -1
DEN -2

AFCE = -3
NE 1
NYJ 1
BUF -4
MIA -1

AFCS = -1
IND 0
HOU 0
JAX 0
TEN -1


NFC
NFCN = -1
GB 3
CHI 0
DET 0
MIN -4

NFCW = 0
SF 4
SEA -1
ARZ -1
LAR -2

NFCE = 5
DAL 2
NYG 3
WAS 1
PHI -1

NFCS = -2
NO 1
TB 1
ATL -2
CAR -2


NET STANDINGS
1 - NFCE = 5
2 - AFCN = 4
3 - NFCW = 0
T-4 - AFCS = -1
T-4 - NFCN = -1
T-6 - AFCW = -2
T-6 - NFCS = -2
8 - AFCE = -3

Bogus. Those divisions weren't even in existence for most of the Super Bowl era