I'm a lying sack of shit.

[TheDayMan]

So does anyone here enjoy watching gladiator movies?

Yes.

Spoiler

Now it's up to you to figure out if I really like them, or if I'm just being a lying sack of shit...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

So does anyone here enjoy watching gladiator movies?

Doobs, have you ever....seen an emperor penguin naked?

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

Doobs, have you ever....seen an emperor penguin naked?

No...not an emperor.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

No...not an emperor.

You lying sack of shit!

 

[broncosmitty]

My chode is a chode again!

Thank You @TheDayMan foe shining light on an otherwise dark area.

 

[NDHoosier101]

Oh is this where we're coming clean about lying on the Internet?

Earlier today I posted a pic of my dad's Ferrari on a local Facebook page about cars, in the comment section for new members. It ended up getting posted as a status on the main page and everyone just assumed it's straight up mine and keeps asking me what I do...I know they'll get all shitty if I mention it's not mine so for now I'm avoiding the page.

Ahhh I feel better.

 

[Agent Orange]

 

[Jakology]

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Not bad. I give it a 5 though because of lack of originality.

 

[Agent Orange]

Not bad. I give it a 5 though because of lack of originality.

That's fair I'll try harder next time

 

[TheDayMan]

My chode is a chode again!

Thank You @TheDayMan foe shining light on an otherwise dark area.

 

[Gooch1034]

Growing up, what you call the Gooch, we called the chode. Also referred to as the taint.

No big deal, chode references were made. Often pertaining to dingleberries en sech.

Then I went off to college. And one day I slipped on a floor that had just been mopped. Straining my Gooch/chode/taint. It hurt somethin fierce. And I complained to my friends about all my horrible chode pain. They looked astounded. As if they didn't have a chode, had never met anyone with a chode and we're shocked I was so open about mine.

Then they started making fun of me.


So I buttfucked all their girlfriends with my two inch long, six in wide pecker. Which really hurt my strained chode, but I didn't care.

I knew it as chode too until somehow younger kids decided chode meant a dick that is wider than its length? WTF? Grundle was another name I was aware of way back when.

My SN was inspired by Arnold Jacksons bully on Diff'rent Strokes.

When I first read your reply, I thought you started it with "Grow up" so for a second I felt like I was about to be bitched out like teachers did when I was in high school for stupid shit.

 

[Gooch1034]

Oh is this where we're coming clean about lying on the Internet?

Earlier today I posted a pic of my dad's Ferrari on a local Facebook page about cars, in the comment section for new members. It ended up getting posted as a status on the main page and everyone just assumed it's straight up mine and keeps asking me what I do...I know they'll get all shitty if I mention it's not mine so for now I'm avoiding the page.

Ahhh I feel better.

 

[seahawksfan234]

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(would've been here sooner, but I got distracted!)

I hope that's big enough for you.

 

[BoiseMike19]

God love ya, and do what you got to do.

PS. your claim to be a small business owner and your claim to be for Bernie Sanders is what tipped your hand with most of the PF guys that are being rough on you. It is all good now.

 

[jeffro151]

no

you are supposed to root for teams that glamorize having sex with livestock anuses

Fixed it for ya.

 

[jeffro151]

So, this thread is pretty ironic.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I don't know if I'm going to allow the "Crazy as fuck" underneath your avatar. It's feeling a little infringy to me. I'll let you know my decision by the end of the week.

What a polite fucking way to address this issue. Bravo.

 

[TheDayMan]

God love ya, and do what you got to do.

PS. your claim to be a small business owner and your claim to be for Bernie Sanders is what tipped your hand with most of the PF guys that are being rough on you. It is all good now.

Of course this all stems from the PF... You're supposed to lie about being a lawyer in the PF @Jakology, where's small business owner going to get you? No one would think twice if you went with lawyer, you'd just be one of the 20 something lawyers who are regulars in the PF...

 

[BigRedMoe]

Of course this all stems from the PF... You're supposed to lie about being a lawyer in the PF @Jakology, where's small business owner going to get you? No one would think twice if you went with lawyer, you'd just be one of the 20 something lawyers who are regulars in the PF...

I thought he already indicated he was a lawyer in the title of the thread.

 

[TheDayMan]

I thought he already indicated he was a lawyer in the title of the thread.