If your team was a Pro Wrestler

[DJ Fieri]

 

[Scapegoat]

 

[DJ Fieri]

You wish.

 

[4down20]

Does this make Auburn Brock Lesnar?

Is it bad that I have no idea who that is?

 

[starbigd]

South Carolina?

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

South Carolina?

Never heard of him. That's perfect.

 

[Scapegoat]

Is it bad that I have no idea who that is?

Do you watch anything besides football? UFC? Pro Football? College Wrestling?

Brock Lesnar - Wikipedia

 

[Moab]

Not close dude...the best match for the _ucks was on page 1...

 

[Moab]

Oregon would be The Fashion Police

Here you go @OregonDucks

 

[RobToxin]

Alabama is more Roman Reigns.

Despite the fact that nobody wants you there, you are still in the title match.

 

[RobBase]

Is it bad that I have no idea who that is?

Um...the team that just beat you a few weeks ago.

 

[broncosmitty]

The American Dream

 

[4down20]

Do you watch anything besides football? UFC? Pro Football? College Wrestling?

Brock Lesnar - Wikipedia

Not really, although I'm not sure why you list real sports with a soap opera for men.

I mean I have and do, but nothing really compares to college football. I'll still watch other sports, don't get me wrong. But I don't plan my day around them like I do college football etc.

I had a friend who use to ear r*pe the fuck outta me with UFC stuff when I lived in Cali, been to fights, met fighters, etc but never really gave a shit honestly.

I like Hockey live, but never watch on TV. Which is funny because I'm the exact opposite with football.

I quit watching baseball when I quit playing it as a kid a good bit, and then the strike finished me off.

NFL sucks donkey dick. Forced parity means nothing really fucking matters. You sucked last year? Great, here you can have the best college football player and you can ruin their career - because you know, the reason you sucked was a lack of talent obviously, not the fact you hired bad people to manage your program and did badly. But hey, since you did badly - here's a big fat reward.

And their overtime rules pretty much screams "We don't really give a fuck about the game, just gotta make sure we get that TV money".

Nascar died with Earnhardt. They fell in love with rewarding people who don't deserve it for the purpose of creating drama, which in turn means there is no drama.

Formula 1 I like, but I wish they would limit their rules and stop trying to be like Nascar with fucking forced specs. Let the innovation flow. But I usually miss the races due to how they are televised.

But I'll watch most all of them if they happen to be on the TV. I just don't give a shit about them beyond that. Except NBA, basketball I don't like. I watch Alabama basketball and that's about it.

And I don't watch those stupid sports shows on Fox/ESPN either. I occasionally will watch sportscenter for highlights. How the fuck people can put up with that shit I'll never understand. Why not go to a forum where you can tell the dumbass with the dumbass opinion he's a dumbass and why?

College football is the last sport that does it right. Teams are allowed to grow and be good without being punished for it. Innovation is welcome, there is no free hand outs. If you want something, then you better get the fuck out there and work for it. It doesn't need to add drama artificially to keep people entertained, players aren't just about getting paid, and it's just all around awesome. You don't get App St over Michigan with parity. LA Monroe beating up Alabama 10 years ago is not a big deal in other sports.

Just nothing else like it.

Excuse me, I'm going to go jerk off to the playoff rankings now.

 

[4down20]

Um...the team that just beat you a few weeks ago.

Alabama?

We only beat ourselves.

 

[broncosmitty]

Not really, although I'm not sure why you list real sports with a soap opera for men.

I mean I have and do, but nothing really compares to college football. I'll still watch other sports, don't get me wrong. But I don't plan my day around them like I do college football etc.

I had a friend who use to ear r*pe the fuck outta me with UFC stuff when I lived in Cali, been to fights, met fighters, etc but never really gave a shit honestly.

I like Hockey live, but never watch on TV. Which is funny because I'm the exact opposite with football.

I quit watching baseball when I quit playing it as a kid a good bit, and then the strike finished me off.

NFL sucks donkey dick. Forced parity means nothing really fucking matters. You sucked last year? Great, here you can have the best college football player and you can ruin their career - because you know, the reason you sucked was a lack of talent obviously, not the fact you hired bad people to manage your program and did badly. But hey, since you did badly - here's a big fat reward.

And their overtime rules pretty much screams "We don't really give a fuck about the game, just gotta make sure we get that TV money".

Nascar died with Earnhardt. They fell in love with rewarding people who don't deserve it for the purpose of creating drama, which in turn means there is no drama.

Formula 1 I like, but I wish they would limit their rules and stop trying to be like Nascar with fucking forced specs. Let the innovation flow. But I usually miss the races due to how they are televised.

But I'll watch most all of them if they happen to be on the TV. I just don't give a shit about them beyond that. Except NBA, basketball I don't like. I watch Alabama basketball and that's about it.

And I don't watch those stupid sports shows on Fox/ESPN either. I occasionally will watch sportscenter for highlights. How the fuck people can put up with that shit I'll never understand. Why not go to a forum where you can tell the dumbass with the dumbass opinion he's a dumbass and why?

College football is the last sport that does it right. Teams are allowed to grow and be good without being punished for it. Innovation is welcome, there is no free hand outs. If you want something, then you better get the fuck out there and work for it. It doesn't need to add drama artificially to keep people entertained, players aren't just about getting paid, and it's just all around awesome. You don't get App St over Michigan with parity. LA Monroe beating up Alabama 10 years ago is not a big deal in other sports.

Just nothing else like it.

Excuse me, I'm going to go jerk off to the playoff rankings now.

Lesnar played all of those sports.


He's a two time National Champion Heavyweight. Like NCAA Champion. He's a great athlete.

 

[belcherboy]

Rick Rude was US Champ and World Champ

Well he never won either of those titles in the WWE (formerly the WWF).

 

[OregonDucks]

Alabama is more Roman Reigns.

Despite the fact that nobody wants you there, you are still in the title match.

Epic post.

 

[Scapegoat]

Not really, although I'm not sure why you list real sports with a soap opera for men.

I mean I have and do, but nothing really compares to college football. I'll still watch other sports, don't get me wrong. But I don't plan my day around them like I do college football etc.

I had a friend who use to ear r*pe the fuck outta me with UFC stuff when I lived in Cali, been to fights, met fighters, etc but never really gave a shit honestly.

I like Hockey live, but never watch on TV. Which is funny because I'm the exact opposite with football.

I quit watching baseball when I quit playing it as a kid a good bit, and then the strike finished me off.

NFL sucks donkey dick. Forced parity means nothing really fucking matters. You sucked last year? Great, here you can have the best college football player and you can ruin their career - because you know, the reason you sucked was a lack of talent obviously, not the fact you hired bad people to manage your program and did badly. But hey, since you did badly - here's a big fat reward.

And their overtime rules pretty much screams "We don't really give a fuck about the game, just gotta make sure we get that TV money".

Nascar died with Earnhardt. They fell in love with rewarding people who don't deserve it for the purpose of creating drama, which in turn means there is no drama.

Formula 1 I like, but I wish they would limit their rules and stop trying to be like Nascar with fucking forced specs. Let the innovation flow. But I usually miss the races due to how they are televised.

But I'll watch most all of them if they happen to be on the TV. I just don't give a shit about them beyond that. Except NBA, basketball I don't like. I watch Alabama basketball and that's about it.

And I don't watch those stupid sports shows on Fox/ESPN either. I occasionally will watch sportscenter for highlights. How the fuck people can put up with that shit I'll never understand. Why not go to a forum where you can tell the dumbass with the dumbass opinion he's a dumbass and why?

College football is the last sport that does it right. Teams are allowed to grow and be good without being punished for it. Innovation is welcome, there is no free hand outs. If you want something, then you better get the fuck out there and work for it. It doesn't need to add drama artificially to keep people entertained, players aren't just about getting paid, and it's just all around awesome. You don't get App St over Michigan with parity. LA Monroe beating up Alabama 10 years ago is not a big deal in other sports.

Just nothing else like it.

Excuse me, I'm going to go jerk off to the playoff rankings now.

They all have a connection to Lesnar.

 

[Olyduck]

UCF would probably be Jinder Mahal. Jobber for a year and a little bit of another one. Then outta nowhere we come! And now that we came, we will probably sink back down into jobber land for a little bit.

That already happened up then down then up but prob headed back down a bit. Jinder hasnt quite faded yet but probably likely to happen.

 

[Olyduck]

I can’t believe so many of you have consumed a product that is basically grown men running around in tiny spandex, yelling scripted lines, and pretending to hit each other.

so you dont watch any tv or action movies?