If Patty Kane was more like captain serious ...

[pixburgher66]

I'm sorry, she's a very pretty lady...but thrusting your bosoms out there makes you look skanktastic. I realize I may be the only one who feels such. Haha

 

[elocomotive]

Nah, she's probably boring in bed. I bet she thinks she can just kinda lay there cause her looking so good is enough.

Even if true... I doubt Jonathan Toews minds putting in the extra work. haha.

Uber hot girls generally have... good experience.

 

[elocomotive]

I'm sorry, she's a very pretty lady...but thrusting your bosoms out there makes you look skanktastic.

Yes... it... does!

 

[pixburgher66]

Even if true... I doubt Jonathan Toews minds putting in the extra work. haha.

Uber hot girls generally have... good experience.

So...by experience you mean STDs, right?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

So...by experience you mean STDs, right?

hes captain serious and shes captain fellatio

 

[BOSSMANPC]

I don't think gravity has the same effect on silicone that it has on the rest of the body.

I'll check with Isaac Newton.

 

[SLY]

Women hate on each other like crazy.

 

[elocomotive]

So...by experience you mean STDs, right?

Awww, can't we just oogle the pretty girl a little? I don't care if y'all want to start a thread about how hot Brad Pitt is or something. Just b/c she's pretty doesn't mean she's a stupid, no-personality-having, lifeless in the sack, STD bag.

 

[SLY]

Even if that was the case, get me the saran wrap, I'm goin to town. (bootycall reference)


for the record, this movie is funny as hell if you havent seen it yet.

 

[elocomotive]

Women hate on each other like crazy.

Fo' reals.

 

[pixburgher66]

Awww, can't we just oogle the pretty girl a little? I don't care if y'all want to start a thread about how hot Brad Pitt is or something. Just b/c she's pretty doesn't mean she's a stupid, no-personality-having, lifeless in the sack, STD bag.

I was just making a joke! Pretty girls are experienced? Thought that was an open door...I hope she does have a nice personality, I just wish she'd cover her chest a bit.

 

[KillerVee]

Awww, can't we just oogle the pretty girl a little? I don't care if y'all want to start a thread about how hot Brad Pitt is or something. Just b/c she's pretty doesn't mean she's a stupid, no-personality-having, lifeless in the sack, STD bag.

But it's likely!

 

[SLY]

I was just making a joke! Pretty girls are experienced? Thought that was an open door...I hope she does have a nice personality, I just wish she'd cover her chest a bit.

Mmmmm, cleavage.

 

[elocomotive]

Even if that was the case, get me the saran wrap, I'm goin to town. (bootycall reference)

I agree that asphyxiating her with saran wrap until she passes out is going to be your only realistic chance here, Jeff.

Call me when you need a lawyer.

 

[SLY]

I agree that asphyxiating her with saran wrap until she passes out is going to be your only realistic chance here, Jeff.

Call me when you need a lawyer.

Fuck off, lol... I always use that joke, and no one ever gets it, they just think I am a sick bastard. Hasn't anyone seen Booty Call?

 

[elocomotive]

But it's likely!

Vee's just upset there is a thread about cabbies and sex that doesn't center around her. ZING!

 

[elocomotive]

Fuck off, lol... I always use that joke, and no one ever gets it, they just think I am a sick bastard. Hasn't anyone seen Booty Call?

No, which is weird, because I make a habit of seeing all the Oscar-nominated films after the nominees are announced. ZING!

 

[SLY]

I agree that asphyxiating her with saran wrap until she passes out is going to be your only realistic chance here, Jeff.

Call me when you need a lawyer.

And your damn right.

Luckily my right hand is more appealing than dealing with Big Bubba in prison.

 

[KillerVee]

Vee's just upset there is a thread about cabbies and sex that doesn't center around her. ZING!

Ugh. Don't get me started on that disaster. I punted him back to the Eastern Seaboard.

 

[SLY]

^^^ lmao