If Patty Kane was more like captain serious ...

[jstewismybastardson]

he would be hitting this instead of Prince George 7's

Jonathan’s Toews Girlfriend Is Kind Of Hot Barstool Sports

 

[SLY]

Gawdamn! Why can't I be a millionaire!?

 

[SLY]

She is friggin gorgeous.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

She is friggin gorgeous.

she looks like the product of a Jessica Simpson Eva Mendes gene splice

 

[BOSSMANPC]

The difference is Toews is not a cabbie he's a hockey player and would punch Kanes fucking light's out if he touched that.

 

[pixburgher66]

As a female: she's too booby.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

As a female: she's too booby.

IMO: theres no such thing as "too booby"

 

[BOSSMANPC]

as a male: theres no such thing as "too booby"

Gotta disagree with you buddy. I like a nice "average" size, not those enormous ones that by the time she forty she will be tripping over.

 

[KillerVee]

She looks expensive to maintain. I bet she has a stellar personality.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Gotta disagree with you buddy. I like a nice "average" size, not those enormous ones that by the time she forty she will be tripping over.

jeez boss ... theres always gotta be one

ok

fixed lol

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Much better....Thanks.

 

[4thstreet]

Gotta disagree with you buddy. I like a nice "average" size, not those enormous ones that by the time she forty she will be tripping over.

I believe Toew's instituted a sag clause in their relationship which comes into play after she's 25.

Each morning she'll be subjected to the ruler check by an NHL official to make sure she is not exceeding the curve.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Much better....Thanks.

i get your over 40 year old hanging low point. I was at a BBQ this past weekend and a young 20 something was showing off her small shark tattoo which was right over her hip bone and someone reminded her that by the time she hits 40 it will most likely have morphed into a killer whale tattoo

 

[sbb122]

I tried the link on my work PC and got a security message it's blocked due to...

"Intimate Apparel/Swimsuit;Sports/Recreation" lol

WTF???

 

[BOSSMANPC]

i get your over 40 year old hanging low point. I was at a BBQ this past weekend and a young 20 something was showing off her small shark tattoo which was right over her hip bone and someone reminded her that by the time she hits 40 it will most likely have morphed into a killer whale tattoo

LMAO, How true.

 

[SLY]

IMO: theres no such thing as "too booby"

Gotta disagree with you buddy. I like a nice "average" size, not those enormous ones that by the time she forty she will be tripping over.

As a female: she's too booby.

Her boobs arent too big. Definitely not a case of they are going to be hitting her knees when she is older. Im not even a tit guy, and those are perfect. (god damn she is fine.)

She looks expensive to maintain. I bet she has a stellar personality.

Most chicks that are jaw dropping are... Damn bitches. Her personality is prolly awesome in the sheets.

 

[SLY]

I tried the link on my work PC and got a security message it's blocked due to...

"Intimate Apparel/Swimsuit;Sports/Recreation" lol

WTF???

Tis the only one I could find on google images.

 

[pixburgher66]

I tried the link on my work PC and got a security message it's blocked due to...

"Intimate Apparel/Swimsuit;Sports/Recreation" lol

WTF???

There are pictures of a women attempting to strip her bikini. haha

 

[KillerVee]

Most chicks that are jaw dropping are... Damn bitches. Her personality is prolly awesome in the sheets.

Nah, she's probably boring in bed. I bet she thinks she can just kinda lay there cause her looking so good is enough.

 

[elocomotive]

Gotta disagree with you buddy. I like a nice "average" size, not those enormous ones that by the time she forty she will be tripping over.

I don't think gravity has the same effect on silicone that it has on the rest of the body.