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I was in Oklahoma this week

SJ76

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Went to OKC and Tulsa for a few days on biz.

Had to break out my Bradford jersey and wear it around.. Only thing is, everyone threw eggs and maxi pads at me when I did. I was confused. I asked everyone of them what their firggin problem was and tried to talk to them about how good Sam's pro-day was, but they didn't listen. Even a cute secretary at one of the offices I visited was from OU and she said Bradford just gets hurts too much. I was pretty upset.

People kept yelling at me, calling me bad names. ONE guy at Kevin Durant's bar in OKC actually came up to me and talked about how good he was at OU and about how accurate he was. I asked him with a big smile, "ARE YOU COUGAR"??

He really didn't know what the fark I was talking about and just ran out the door like someone slapped him in the face.

Another guy came over and the biggest man boobs I've ever seen.. He was shocked I was wearing the jersey and told me to immediately take it off or he'd show me his boobs.

SO I flicked him in his right Double D and then screamed at him about Bradford's pro day.

It felt good to get that off my chest.
 

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Okay, so really, how was Oklahoma, specifically Tulsa?

:noidea:
 

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man for a minute there I thought I was reading Cougies posts???.....wtf??
 

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man for a minute there I thought I was reading Cougies posts???.....wtf??
Right, doesn't make sense so it has to all be BS!

Fill us in with the real deal Junkie!
 

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Went to OKC and Tulsa for a few days on biz.

Had to break out my Bradford jersey and wear it around.. Only thing is, everyone threw eggs and maxi pads at me when I did. I was confused. I asked everyone of them what their firggin problem was and tried to talk to them about how good Sam's pro-day was, but they didn't listen. Even a cute secretary at one of the offices I visited was from OU and she said Bradford just gets hurts too much. I was pretty upset.

People kept yelling at me, calling me bad names. ONE guy at Kevin Durant's bar in OKC actually came up to me and talked about how good he was at OU and about how accurate he was. I asked him with a big smile, "ARE YOU COUGAR"??

He really didn't know what the fark I was talking about and just ran out the door like someone slapped him in the face.


Another guy came over and the biggest man boobs I've ever seen.. He was shocked I was wearing the jersey and told me to immediately take it off or he'd show me his boobs.

SO I flicked him in his right Double D and then screamed at him about Bradford's pro day.



It felt good to get that off my chest.



I think this offends me, after standing behind this guy and defending him for years, and now you are making fun of me?
Oh wait a minute, I guess I was on your side, it seems so long ago, it was just a dream, wasn't it?
 

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lololololzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 

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SJ I knew you had a Sam jersey haha. I bet you had it customize to say Sam The Man on the back. Sam will lead the Eagles on one leg you will see!! Sams pro day was one man's greatest achievements it's true! Rumor is he wore a blindfold!! :nod:
 

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SJ I knew you had a Sam jersey haha. I bet you had it customize to say Sam The Man on the back. Sam will lead the Eagles on one leg you will see!! Sams pro day was one man's greatest achievements it's true! Rumor is he wore a blindfold!! :nod:


No it just says "The Man" on the back


OKC is ok. LOL Tulsa is pretty sweet TBH. I was at KD's restaurant in OKC. It was a trip. Only the bar TVs had game 4 of the Eastern Finals on, the other huge TVs scattered around the restaurant just had pics of KD on them :L

And I did talk to a cute secretary that went to OU and she said Bradford gets hurt too much.

The rest.. All BS :nutswing:
 

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The rest all B.S. Quite frankly I am shocked sir. Shocked I say.
 

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Maybe SJ really does have a thing for Sammy Blammy.....
 

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SJ was in Oklahoma last week.

Just happens to be where Sam Bradford was actually good. And this Rams page is dead so I thought I'd throw my best at you.
 

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Lol
 

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If you didn't get drunk and sing the following song out loud for everyone, I'm VERY disappointed with you!!! :nod: :lol:

 
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