I was in Florida these last couple days

[OregonDucks]

Was in Florida these last few days and due to the Florida heat and humidity I decided to buy a nice cold coca cola beverage. I opened the bottle and just the sound of the carbonation being released almost clenched my thirst. I took a drink and thoroughly enjoyed it. It wasn't until after drinking the bottle empty I found a dead mouse inside the bottle.

I started vomiting and felt sick to my stomach at both the horror of what I had just found inside my refreshing coca cola bottle, and probably from whatever disease I had just flooded my body with.

Needless to say I will be contacting Coca-Cola and finding out who in the hell is in charge of those bottles.

So with my downfall of luck with drinking Coca-Cola, I decided what better way to get back to being lucky and fortunate than to continue my streak of Vegas success. So I called up Vegas and placed a large sum on Clemson winning.

Since I have had such great success with my Vegas winnings, I decided since I am stuck in Florida for the rest of the week, I would take out a loan (knowing I would pay it back with my Clemson winnings) and bought every ticket to Star Wars in the state of Florida. Just so I could enjoy the movie all to myself.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

 

[theSabanator20]

@sooner4life130 You got any explanations for this?

 

[Rebel]

I think in this scenario coca cola bottle=penis and dead mouse=syphilis

 

[TheDayMan]

Coke would disolve a mouse in about a month. It would be a bloody sludge with a tail floating in it. There's no way you wouldn't notice before drinking it...

What I'm getting at here, is clearly @Rebel is right...

 

[Rebel]

Coke would disolve a mouse in about a month. It would be a bloody sludge with a tail floating in it. There's no way you wouldn't notice before drinking it...

What I'm getting at here, is clearly @Rebel is right...

Hes just being all shy and metaphoric.

 

[TheDayMan]

And OD, you have a terrible record predicting games in the new playoff system. I hope for your sake you you can sue the penis that gave you syphilis for enough money to pay back your loan, and have enough left over to cover a heavy dose of penicillin.

 

[7Samurai13]

How exactly does one "clench" their thirst. That just sounds painful.

 

[sooner4life130]

hahahaha nice......

 

[Across The Field]

Well this thread is just a cavalcade of nonsense, I really like it

 

[huskers1217]

Coca Cola YOUFACE

 

[HuskerinBig10]

Was in Florida these last few days and due to the Florida heat and humidity I decided to buy a nice cold coca cola beverage. I opened the bottle and just the sound of the carbonation being released almost clenched my thirst. I took a drink and thoroughly enjoyed it. It wasn't until after drinking the bottle empty I found a dead mouse inside the bottle.

I started vomiting and felt sick to my stomach at both the horror of what I had just found inside my refreshing coca cola bottle, and probably from whatever disease I had just flooded my body with.

Needless to say I will be contacting Coca-Cola and finding out who in the hell is in charge of those bottles.

So with my downfall of luck with drinking Coca-Cola, I decided what better way to get back to being lucky and fortunate than to continue my streak of Vegas success. So I called up Vegas and placed a large sum on Clemson winning.

Since I have had such great success with my Vegas winnings, I decided since I am stuck in Florida for the rest of the week, I would take out a loan (knowing I would pay it back with my Clemson winnings) and bought every ticket to Star Wars in the state of Florida. Just so I could enjoy the movie all to myself.

CLENCHED my thirst. QUENCHED.

Bottling is done by local bottling companies.

Please post a picture of your ticket. I was not aware I could call Vegas and place a bet. Something about state lines, etc.

I do know you can WAGER with an APP anywhere in Nevada with William Hill Sportsbooks and CG Technology Sportsbooks. They use the GPS on your phone to determine your location, if in Nevada, you can bet.

 

[bamabear82]

Well this thread is just a cavalcade of nonsense, I really like it

CLENCHED my thirst. QUENCHED.

Bottling is done by local bottling companies.

Please post a picture of your ticket. I was not aware I could call Vegas and place a bet. Something about state lines, etc.

I do know you can WAGER with an APP anywhere in Nevada with William Hill Sportsbooks and CG Technology Sportsbooks. They use the GPS on your phone to determine your location, if in Nevada, you can bet.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Since OD was captured and now has his meds monitored daily, his threads have fallen off. Sadly his medicated self is a shell of his former unbridled nerve and idiotic self.

 

[ralphiewvu]

An why did you leave scenario village?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

An why did you leave scenario village?

Coke is a lol different in the scenario village not so much a thirst clelcher

 

[ralphiewvu]

Coke is a lol different in the scenario village not so much a thirst clelcher

It appears he enjoys it wherever he goes.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

It appears he enjoys it wherever he goes.

 

[Ballboy534]

That's a helluva coke if it clenched your thirst sir; I wasn't aware it had those sort of powers

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

How exactly does one "clench" their thirst. That just sounds painful.

CLENCH IT! MINE AS WELL. YOU FACE!!