I was in Florida these last couple days

[Edisto_Tiger]

Wait, was there real coke in there? That would explain some clinching. I know my throat draws tight when I'm geeked up.

 

[TheDayMan]

Wait, was there real coke in there? That would explain some clinching. I know my throat draws tight when I'm geeked up.

Not since everyone got all uptight about everything.

Thanks Obama...

 

[JuiceTheGator]

It's nice OD got to enjoy our lovely beaches.

 

[Agent Orange]

 

[The Crimson King]

Wait, was there real coke in there? That would explain some clinching. I know my throat draws tight when I'm geeked up.

I've added coke to my coke before.....lots of fizz. Probably from the baking soda

 

[Red_Alert]

How exactly does one "clench" their thirst. That just sounds painful.

Mine as well "clench" your thirst.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I've added coke to my coke before.....lots of fizz. Probably from the baking soda

Did you use a straw

 

[TROJAN-MAN]

Was in Florida these last few days and due to the Florida heat and humidity I decided to buy a nice cold coca cola beverage. I opened the bottle and just the sound of the carbonation being released almost clenched my thirst. I took a drink and thoroughly enjoyed it. It wasn't until after drinking the bottle empty I found a dead mouse inside the bottle.

I started vomiting and felt sick to my stomach at both the horror of what I had just found inside my refreshing coca cola bottle, and probably from whatever disease I had just flooded my body with.

Needless to say I will be contacting Coca-Cola and finding out who in the hell is in charge of those bottles.

So with my downfall of luck with drinking Coca-Cola, I decided what better way to get back to being lucky and fortunate than to continue my streak of Vegas success. So I called up Vegas and placed a large sum on Clemson winning.

Since I have had such great success with my Vegas winnings, I decided since I am stuck in Florida for the rest of the week, I would take out a loan (knowing I would pay it back with my Clemson winnings) and bought every ticket to Star Wars in the state of Florida. Just so I could enjoy the movie all to myself.

STUPID that is all!

 

[KansasSooner]

You got what you deserved OD, should have had a Dr. Pepper.

 

[The Crimson King]

Did you use a straw

Drank it through a dollar bill

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Drank it through a dollar bill

Just make sure you don't use the backing soda IPW and hokiehigh had some classics

 

[Jakology]

Well damn. Now I don't know if I can ever drink coke again. I think you've ruined it for me OD.

 

[Runeman]

It's nice OD got to enjoy our lovely beaches.

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now THAT'S funny

 

[fishinabarrel]

It's nice OD got to enjoy our lovely beaches.

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Retiree from Ohio