I don’t understand the Fansville commercial

[OregonDucks]

the one fansville commercial where the husband and wife are State fans, they come across a baby, who comes across as their child? And the baby is decked out in Tech gear and smack talks State.....

Why is this child of two State parents dressed in Tech gear to start with? Am I missing something?

Btw yes I know these commercials are annoying and dumb. But this one makes no sense

 

[wingsauce7]

the one fansville commercial where the husband and wife are State fans, they come across a baby, who comes across as their child? And the baby is decked out in Tech gear and smack talks State.....

Why is this child of two State parents dressed in Tech gear to start with? Am I missing something?

Btw yes I know these commercials are annoying and dumb. But this one makes no sense

That's because commercials are typically written at the 5th grade level. Obviously they need to adjust that a bit for some....

 

[WhiteMamba]

the one fansville commercial where the husband and wife are State fans, they come across a baby, who comes across as their child? And the baby is decked out in Tech gear and smack talks State.....

Why is this child of two State parents dressed in Tech gear to start with? Am I missing something?

Btw yes I know these commercials are annoying and dumb. But this one makes no sense

Plus one on this. I always scratched my head at that.

 

[steelerssb]

Understanding the thought process behind commercials is fruitless. Logic would dictate Flo the Progressive lady would've been unemployed a decade ago.

 

[Diego Roll Tide]

the one fansville commercial where the husband and wife are State fans, they come across a baby, who comes across as their child? And the baby is decked out in Tech gear and smack talks State.....

Why is this child of two State parents dressed in Tech gear to start with? Am I missing something?

Btw yes I know these commercials are annoying and dumb. But this one makes no sense

Not sure if serious, but the “joke” is that the kid is not the dad’s.

And I agree they are pretty stupid.

 

[pachyderm]

the one fansville commercial where the husband and wife are State fans, they come across a baby, who comes across as their child? And the baby is decked out in Tech gear and smack talks State.....

Why is this child of two State parents dressed in Tech gear to start with? Am I missing something?

Btw yes I know these commercials are annoying and dumb. But this one makes no sense

agreed.

 

[DJ Fieri]

It's pretty gay.

 

[pachyderm]

Plus one on this. I always scratched my head at that.

And this dude is the fucking intelligent Hulk!

 

[pachyderm]

It's pretty gay.

ya know i'm struggling to keep our RAIDER board alive.

feel free to chime in...

 

[RobBase]

The mom banged a Tech grad?

 

[pachyderm]

The mom banged a Tech grad?

my thoughts too but still...

 

[DJ Fieri]

ya know i'm struggling to keep our RAIDER board alive.

feel free to chime in...

There are very few of us here.....and the future wife is trying to convert me to being a Chiefs fan.....I pissed off somebody in a previous life.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The mom banged a Tech grad?

Ooooo, that would explain the sidewise glance at the end when she sips her drink.

 

[pachyderm]

There are very few of us here.....and the future wife is trying to convert me to being a Chiefs fan.....I pissed off somebody in a previous life.

Do what ya gotta do bro*.




*

Spoiler

And by that I mean divorce her.

 

[RobBase]

Ooooo, that would explain the sidewise glance at the end when she sips her drink.

If she’s using a straw we know she’s evil.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Do what ya gotta do bro*.




*

Spoiler

And by that I mean divorce her.

I'm resisting becoming a Chiefs fan as much as possible....of course.

 

[pachyderm]

The mom banged a Tech grad?

That is what I thought it meant.

 

[bamagrad75]

Yeah, one last year or so had her giving birth to an obvious tech baby.

I hate these ads with the passion of a thousand suns. Dr. Pepper ad agency must think we are idiots.

 

[Diego Roll Tide]

Yeah, one last year or so had her giving birth to an obvious tech baby.

I hate these ads with the passion of a thousand suns. Dr. Pepper ad agency must think we are idiots.

“That’s his Dr. Pepper hand!” might be the worst commercial line ever.

 

[steelerssb]

“That’s his Dr. Pepper hand!” might be the worst commercial line ever.

"Let me smell your breath."
"Not a hint of Dr. Pepper."

 

[UNA Lion]

All those Fansville ads are hot garbage

… never thought I'd miss the Larry Culpepper ads.