I don’t understand the Fansville commercial

[bamagrad75]

“That’s his Dr. Pepper hand!” might be the worst commercial line ever.

He uses it at 10, 2 and 4

 

[RobBase]

This chick is definitely a slut.

 

[Airraidtech]

This chick is definitely a slut.

 

[HuskerinBig10]

the one fansville commercial where the husband and wife are State fans, they come across a baby, who comes across as their child? And the baby is decked out in Tech gear and smack talks State.....

Why is this child of two State parents dressed in Tech gear to start with? Am I missing something?

Btw yes I know these commercials are annoying and dumb. But this one makes no sense

the joke is that the Mother had an affair with a tech fan and the baby is actually his, and not the husband. the husband is clueless.

 

[DayDrinkinginDurham]

Nothing like cuckoldry to sell your shitty syrup water.

 

[outofyourmind]

fuck, shit, coming in on season 2 and asking stupid questions.

 

[bamagrad75]

Not sure which is worse.

The stupid commercial

Or the fact a football board is discussing the plot line of said stupid commercial

 

[RobToxin]

Not sure which is worse.

The stupid commercial

Or the fact a football board is discussing the plot line of said stupid commercial

:useful:

 

[Sgt Brutus]

the one fansville commercial where the husband and wife are State fans, they come across a baby, who comes across as their child? And the baby is decked out in Tech gear and smack talks State.....

Why is this child of two State parents dressed in Tech gear to start with? Am I missing something?

Btw yes I know these commercials are annoying and dumb. But this one makes no sense

the joke is the dad was cucked

 

[huskers1217]

That's because commercials are typically written at the 5th grade level. Obviously they need to adjust that a bit for some....

You mean dumb it down for @OregonDucks fans and they didn’t do a good job of really dumbing it down to their level

 

[NU_FTW]

the one fansville commercial where the husband and wife are State fans, they come across a baby, who comes across as their child? And the baby is decked out in Tech gear and smack talks State.....

Why is this child of two State parents dressed in Tech gear to start with? Am I missing something?

Btw yes I know these commercials are annoying and dumb. But this one makes no sense

If you havent figured it out yet, Nike is their daddy, they wear whatever goofball concoction of an "outfit" that daddy says....

 

[huskers1217]

Meyham needs to kick the shit out of these people

 

[NU_FTW]

the joke is that the Mother had an affair with a tech fan and the baby is actually his, and not the husband. the husband is clueless.

King of the Hill nailed this one much better with Dale Gribble

 

[NU_FTW]

need to sign a petition to bring back larry

 

[bamagrad75]

Meyham needs to kick the shit out of these people

I would pay money to watch that.

 

[bamagrad75]

need to sign a petition to bring back larry

Double bleh

 

[OregonDucks]

I thought maybe it was because she cheated, but thought that may not be the case as wouldn’t it be better if the baby was decked out in State gear and said “Go Tech”.

Otherwise the baby is dressed in Tech gear. Who’s dressing the baby? If the dad is a die hard Tech fan, as he comes across, wouldn’t he wonder what the hell was up with the wife dressing the baby in state gear? Also if the wife is a Tech fan why she dressing the baby in State gear.

 

[NU_FTW]

Double bleh

You can double bleh me all day long

 

[bamagrad75]

I thought maybe it was because she cheated, but thought that may not be the case as wouldn’t it be better if the baby was decked out in State gear and said “Go Tech”.

Otherwise the baby is dressed in Tech gear. Who’s dressing the baby? If the dad is a die hard Tech fan, as he comes across, wouldn’t he wonder what the hell was up with the wife dressing the baby in state gear? Also if the wife is a Tech fan why she dressing the baby in State gear.

The baby is dressed out in Tech gear to make it more obvious to the slower fans.

And you STILL missed it.

 

[OregonDucks]

Dumb