Hurricane Brian wipes out New England and part of Long Island...

[Uno]

He was a starter all year.

You lose...


Triple-play cock-fight in your mouth for years..

His stats say 4th OF...sorry...if gardner is a 4th OF, those stats say ellsbury is....enjoy your three dicks weirdo

 

[CowboyB]

"Ah did ah 8-bawl awff of heh buh-tawks."

Ohhh thats what he was saying. I get it now. Thanks for the translation.

 

[Uno]

Ells: 46 games, 25R, 49H, 1HR, 14RBI, 13SB, 19BB, 25K, .249BA, .318OBP, .340SLG.

Gardner: 46 games, 23R, 44H, 3HR, 16RBI, 9SB, 18BB, 42K, .254BA, .326OBP, .387SLG

Not similar?!?!

Gardner's stats are in over 20 fewer PA's....so no, not similar


hence the better average stats


and much better OPS and OPS+

 

[gener8tr]

Triple-play cock-fight in your mouth for years..

 

[Kate Upton]

 

[Ron Burgundy]

My company gets mad if i have a girl in a bikini on my computer but I can scour the internet all day looking for gifs and useless information and pictures while posting 8 times per hour on a message board and nobody says peep.

Don't you have better things to do than sack-chase and dick-ride all day?

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Ohhh thats what he was saying. I get it now. Thanks for the translation.

-


rock is forrest gump?

"Smoke, Forrest.................smoke!"

 

[BUCCS469]

 

[Ron Burgundy]

His stats say 4th OF...sorry...if gardner is a 4th OF, those stats say ellsbury is....enjoy your three dicks weirdo

Clearly as why you couldn't show 4th OF in history to do it.



LOL... Cashman blows and Boomstick rakes...

 

[Uno]

Don't you have better things to do than sack-chase and dick-ride all day?

don't know about anyone else but this sounds like an admission that the bitching and tattling about hot girls was all just out of anger and revenge; and not out of any real problem with it...

 

[cerealboi]

Whats just as funny as
people rooting for a team that spends $180 miillion /year crying about a team that spends $200 million/year

People with the worst accents in the world (exception being cajun in Louisianna) making fun of NY accents

People who are a fan of team that plays in Comfy old Fenway making fun of small ball parks

Is this the part where you insist that right field at yankee stadium is bigger than right field at Fenway based on the distance to the Pesky Pole? I love that one!

 

[Uno]

Clearly as why you couldn't show 4th OF in history to do it.



LOL... Cashman blows and Boomstick rakes...

I did...I posted a link to ellsbury's page...his seasons outside of 2011 scream 4th OF if Gardner's do

 

[CowboyB]

Once I'm officially in my new place, I'm throwing a huge fucking BBQ. Everyone will be invited. I just have to explain to everyone else who you guys are.

My answer "clients".

Where is this again?

 

[gener8tr]

Clearly as why you couldn't show 4th OF in history to do it.



LOL... Cashman blows and Boomstick rakes...

I hope you're still a fan when he's playing for Houston... or Seattle.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Ronkonkoma.

 

[PeteNYC]

I'd love for you to justify how Ellsbury in 2009 wasn't "much better than a 4th OF'er" but Gardners entire career has been.....at least I can admit that's what Ellsbury was...


You? "he's better than Cargo cuz he's can run faster and stuffs"

Again dummy - the fact that he is the STARTING outfielder on the team with the highest payroll, most wins over the 4 years he has been a starter for them and is currently in first place - kind of makes him a STARTING Major League Outfielder.

You saying he isn't doesn't change.

WMB - single A Third Baseman!

 

[Kate Upton]

 

[Uno]

I hope you're still a fan when he's playing for Houston... or Seattle.

"Who?"

 

[Ron Burgundy]

don't know about anyone else but this sounds like an admission that the bitching and tattling about hot girls was all just out of anger and revenge; and not out of any real problem with it...

Run along... You've got dicks to suck...

 

[BUCCS469]