HOCKEY MAFIA ALERT

[Bloody Brian Burke]

You obviously didn't go to the right places in Philly. And, no, Pats and Genos, are not the best. Not by a long shot.

I had Sonny's and John's. They were good. Toronto had better, although in smaller portions.

I also had one in Buffalo that lets never talk about again.

 

[Canuck eh?]

I had Sonny's and John's. They were good. Toronto had better, although in smaller portions.

I also had one in Buffalo that lets never talk about again.

Are you still talking about cheesesteaks?

 

[Center Ice]

Are you still talking about cheesesteaks?

leafsteaks!

 

[Swamp Dragon]

LOL - another good piece of truth Abe. I would add another Uncleism "always be friendly to the fat ones , 2 am comes early some nights"

I've never gone to bed with an ugly person ...
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but I've woken up with a few

 

[Harry Crack]

I've never gone to bed with an ugly person ...
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but I've woken up with a few

That's why single guys should always wear slip on type shoes or boots to the bar. The getaway speed is greatly assisted next am.

 

[Harry Crack]

You poor deprived soul.

My Niece is a bartender at a place not far from here. I have seen Philly Style cheesesteak on their menu . I will ask her how often it gets ordered ,and perhaps start my in depth personal study from there.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Are you still talking about cheesesteaks?

Well, since you brought it up, when the casino opened on the Yankee side of the river we would go there because they gave us free booze and smokes. We would of course follow that up with a trip to the lady shows. Many mistakes have been made. I regret nothing.

But that cheesesteak in Buffalo. Oh god, my poor stomach.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

I've never gone to bed with an ugly person ...
..............



but I've woken up with a few

Coyote mornings. Rather chew off your own arm than have to wake her

 

[Abe Vigoda]

That's why single guys should always wear slip on type shoes or boots to the bar. The getaway speed is greatly assisted next am.

I've left everything behind at least twice.
Grab the wallet and run home naked

 

[Harry Crack]

Coyote mornings. Rather chew off your own arm than have to wake her

That horrible foggy and hungover internal debate; do i risk waking her up by taking a dump before i go , or do i risk not making it home in time for the dump

 

[Swamp Dragon]

That horrible foggy and hungover internal debate; do i risk waking her up by taking a dump before i go , or do i risk not making it home in time for the dump

Always err on the side of caution you can always shower if you shit yourself

 

[Harry Crack]

Always err on the side of caution you can always shower if you shit yourself

totally agree

 

[slapshot]

Always err on the side of caution you can always shower if you shit yourself

This place is more useful than most university degrees, Where else can you get this kind of an education?

 

[Abe Vigoda]

This place is more useful than most university degrees, Where else can you get this kind of an education?

We try.....don't forget much cheaper too.

 

[Harry Crack]

This place is more useful than most university degrees, Where else can you get this kind of an education?

Very true ...... The HM may be the greatest untapped pool of essential "Guy knowledge" in North America.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

Very true ...... The HM may be the greatest untapped pool of essential "Guy knowledge" in North America.

Speaking of which....I have a good one for you.

Two weekends ago I got up early and just decided to while my morning away in the kitchen. I made some breakfast for everyone, couple batches of oatmeal and Choc. chip cookies and an apple pie. Well wifey loves the apple pie. I like her pie, but she likes my pie better

Anyway, I settle in for HNIC and go to grab some pie and coffee. The whole, I mean the whole pie, is gone except one measly skinny slice. I'm like WTF happened? She is like well I ate it. I'm like yeah, obviously. But how about a slice? A 1/4? A 1/2 ? but the whole damn thing? Good thing she is only a 125 lbs soaking wet otherwise I think I would've choked her.

So this weekend I make another. What do you think that crazy female minds response is? No thanks! Im not touching it! HAHAHAHAH well golly......I responded "and you wonder why the Iroquois lived in Long Houses, men on one end; women in children on the other"?

Needless to say, there was enough for me to enjoy last night

 

[Canuck eh?]

Speaking of which....I have a good one for you.

Two weekends ago I got up early and just decided to while my morning away in the kitchen. I made some breakfast for everyone, couple batches of oatmeal and Choc. chip cookies and an apple pie. Well wifey loves the apple pie. I like her pie, but she likes my pie better

Anyway, I settle in for HNIC and go to grab some pie and coffee. The whole, I mean the whole pie, is gone except one measly skinny slice. I'm like WTF happened? She is like well I ate it. I'm like yeah, obviously. But how about a slice? A 1/4? A 1/2 ? but the whole damn thing? Good thing she is only a 125 lbs soaking wet otherwise I think I would've choked her.

So this weekend I make another. What do you think that crazy female minds response is? No thanks! Im not touching it! HAHAHAHAH well golly......I responded "and you wonder why the Iroquois lived in Long Houses, men on one end; women in children on the other"?

Needless to say, there was enough for me to enjoy last night

I love stories about a man and his pie.

 

[Ewa PGH Fan]

I love stories about a man and his pie.

Just be sure to avoid stories about a man and his strudel.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

I love stories about a man and his pie.

now vertical beef taco's are a different story

 

[Ewa PGH Fan]

now vertical beef taco's are a different story

So are fish tacos.....