Hockey Joke Thread

[KennyBanyeah]

Why did Brian Elliot interrupt two people having sex?

















He wanted to know what it was like to stop someone from scoring.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?



They both look good until they hit the ice!!

 

[BlueandWhiteForever]

What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?



They both look good until they hit the ice!!

Have you seen the state your Senators are in at the moment?

 

[SLY]

Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
















A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Have you seen the state your Senators are in at the moment?

I thought Canada had provinces?

 

[dash]

I thought Canada had provinces?

We have territories as well...

 

[filosofy29]

We have territories as well...

I fart in your general direction.....

Oh, and for my joke "Your 2012 Stanley Cup San Jose Sharks!!!"

Although.....the world is supposedly ending in 2012.....

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

We have territories as well...

Damn Imperialist Canada....