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[Brasky]

This better be good I'm high as shit and I could use a good story.

 

[ugafan6612]

Sorry to hear JJM. Or maybe happy to hear if it helps ye in life. Yer a good person sir john jackson

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

So this guy I work with and I take turns driving to work each day so we save on gas. It was his turn today, so he picks me up and I see this letter just inside the front door. I grab it and open it..........and see the dreaded words......Eviction Notice.

Me damn heart sank instantly. I started reading more and it said my electricity would be shut off by the end of the day and that possessions may be repossessed and all this shit. Furthermore it was going into detail about all these loans that I was late for payments on.....which it all seemed legit to me and it made sense, even though I seriously didn't realize I was late on any payments.

I called my parents and shit, freaking the hell out. Had all sorts of people on the phone trying to figure out what was going on. But I couldn't take off work so I sat there at work all day worrying my ass off.

4pm.......I come home...........my car is gone. I fucking started to cry a little at this point.

I walk inside.........electricity is off. What an unbelievable situation to be in. And I was still so fucking confused. Now by this point I was seriously cryin' like a little bitch.......started thinkin' this is all my fault because all I do is party all the time and don't take responsibility for all my shit.

6:39 pm.......my phone rings. My friend Tyler wants to go out to eat. I said I can't.........he said no it's important we need to talk. I was like "ohhh fucking perfect.....I'll find out some more great news or some shit."

So I'm sitting there waiting for him to come over, and I had locked the door when I got home from work. All of a sudden the door just opens up and he walks in. I said "how in the hell did you just walk through that door? What did they do, change my locks to be ineffective or somethin?"

He bursts out laughing. Fucker had my 2nd copy of my key. He took it this weekend planning this all out. He also knew where the copy of my car key was..........which was hidden in a magnetic box underneath the car. My car was parked 3 blocks away from my house the entire time. Oh, and he went and flipped the electricity back on too......something I could have done the entire time had I known that you could shut off and turn back on your own electricity.

I would have really been impressed had he done this all on his own. But he had help. There is more to this story but I can't even gather myself right now.....Christ almighty

 

[iruletheskool]

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

This was payback I guess for the time I unscrewed the eyehole out of his door in the dorms and used a guitar string to rope the door handle and broke into his room........then proceeded to cook catfish bait in his microwave.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Now I be on time for a few rounds of Caption Slap

 

[NUance]

Ha ha! That may be the best prank evar. Best I've heard of for sure.

 

[ugafan6612]

LOL that is awesome

 

[huskers1217]

Put dem fuckers on the hoop. I owe them rep

Ashton kutcher ain't got shit on that

 

[huskers1217]

So does this mean we are going to have to put up with jjm still?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

This means JJM is here en sech.......yes.

And here I was all ready to give up drinking and all the sech over this deal

 

[chucksker]

you, sir, fail.

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

well dadburnit ye got pranked very badly thar, sir

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

you, sir, fail.

I'd like ta see you handle that sicheation, chuckles

 

[Brasky]

I'd like ta see you handle that sicheation, chuckles

You handled it like a boss.

 

[Brasky]

except for the crying.

 

[Red_Alert]

Do you want your old log back?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

except for the crying.

I done thought I was losing everything sir........don't want to move back in with mom and dad en sech

 

[chucksker]

I'd like ta see you handle that sicheation, chuckles

oh dude i would probably handle it much much worse...but it didn't happen to me, so thats an irrelevant statement.

did he type up a fake eviction letter?!?!?!

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Do you want your old log back?

That would be nice......where the hell did ye hide it?