Hey its Jahii!

[Jonas_steven]

I went frolicking through the woods the other day, completely nude of course, and returned to find a tick on my penis! I don't want to rip it off and damage my member! Can it turn a hue of green from the "Lyme" disease? Please help, uncle jahii!

 

[RoboticDreams]

Jahii, I recently found out my girlfriend has anus cancer and now I feel weird about sticking it in her bung hole. Is that normal or should I feel no remorse?

Please, Jahii, I need closure.

 

[Orange602]

Uncle Jahii, you need to answer these fucking questions!

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

I am very busy lately dealing with other personal issues... Prostate,blood clots,therapy. I will get back to you as soon as these issues are cleared thanks.
-Uncle Jahii

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Uncle Jahii, my friends are trying to pressure me into using drugs. What should I do?

Do it its fun you will end up like me old Jahii.






-Uncle Jahii

 

[Orange602]

Do it its fun you will end up like me old Jahii.






-Uncle Jahii

Oh, now you answer a question. FRAUD!

 

[Jonas_steven]

Do it its fun you will end up like me old Jahii.






-Uncle Jahii

This is the best anti-drug ad I have ever seen! Yikes!

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Jahii- My girl friend is 6'9'' 240 pounds and she takes advantage of me on a nightly basis. I can't do anything about it. I acquired a r*pe whistle but she ate it as soon as I she saw it. I'm currently tied to my bed on a chain butt naked with my computer in my lap. How can I escape? Please hurry.

Just try and enjoy it thats all I can give you of my wisdom.







-Uncle Jahii

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Hahahaha I had to read through this thread again. Classic.

 

[LASports96]

Wow

 

[besaesa]

This thread was hilarious.