Hey its Jahii!

[Orange602]

Uncle Jahii, is it OK to be sexually attracted to a horse?

 

[Desert Glory]

Jahii is a fraud, he took my money and never gave me an answer!

 

[Arizona_Sting]

This might be the greatest thread I've ever see.

 

[Orange602]

Where is Uncle Jahii? I need him.

 

[RoboticDreams]

Where is Uncle Jahii? I need him.

Dude was a troll. He's gone, yo.

 

[Jonas_steven]

Don't say that! Jahii is real! I've seen it!

 

[Desert Glory]

Don't say that! Jahii is real! I've seen it!

Which one of your closets?

 

[Jonas_steven]

Jahii lives in the heart and soul of every good boy and girl! He is reals I tell ya!

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Uncle Jahii, what do you do when you get knocked out by your girlfriend?

 

[Desert Glory]

Uncle Jahii, Im in love with this girl that I've only talked to online. She sent me this photo but won't tell me which one she is. What should I do?

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Uncle Jahii, Im in love with this girl that I've only talked to online. She sent me this photo but won't tell me which one she is. What should I do?

I got this. If it's the one on the left then damn... I feel bad for you dude she's hideous. But that dime on the right... man she looks like a keeper she knows how to use her mouth and especially dat tongue doe...
The asian looking tattoo above her left breast completes it for me. You better hope and pray she's the fatty.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

You all have to many problems and I cant keep checking on you on a nightly basis goodnight.
-Jahii

 

[Orange602]

You all have to many problems and I cant keep checking on you on a nightly basis goodnight.
-Jahii

Don't you dare abandon us you son of a bitch! We need you!

 

[Desert Glory]

You all have to many problems and I cant keep checking on you on a nightly basis goodnight.
-Jahii

Wow you know you hit rock bottom when your therapist says you are too fucked up to help.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Jahii- My girl friend is 6'9'' 240 pounds and she takes advantage of me on a nightly basis. I can't do anything about it. I acquired a r*pe whistle but she ate it as soon as I she saw it. I'm currently tied to my bed on a chain butt naked with my computer in my lap. How can I escape? Please hurry.

 

[Desert Glory]

Uncle Jahii, my girlfriend walked in on me, with my pants down, watching Randall Delgado's last start..... What lock should I buy that prevents her from walking in on me again?

 

[Orange602]

Uncle Jahii, what should I do if I find blood in my stool?

 

[Desert Glory]

Jahii showed up and didn't answer any questions...... what a dick.

 

[Orange602]

Uncle Jahii, is it normal to masturbate more than 3 times a day?

 

[Jonas_steven]

Uncle Jahii, is it normal to masturbate more than 3 times a day?

Just three? I whip it out at every chance possible! As I have started to age, I realize that I need to take full advantage of personal satisfaction before it becomes nothing more than a showpiece!