Hey! How about those Seahawks!?

[Winged_Wheel88]

Last Activity: 01-18-2015 05:56 PM

 

[WizardHawk]

Hopefully this thread lives long enough that my story, and many of these pictures, just become the tasty nougat center of the whole thing. It will be like an easter egg hunt to send people looking for them.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

immense thread all around

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

 

[NorthCoastSteelersFan]

And now, the top five verbal fumbles of the modern age:


"Not even God could sink this ship."

"Peace in our Time."

"Dewey Defeats Truman."

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

"How about those Seahawks?"



I put them in chronological order. Ranking them is up to you.

 

[NEhomer]

How could you pick a top nominee from that?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

And now, the top five verbal fumbles of the modern age:


"Not even God could sink this ship."

"Peace in our Time."

"Dewey Defeats Truman."

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

"How about those Seahawks?"



I put them in chronological order. Ranking them is up to you.

Some possible ones from before the modern era might have been:

"300 Greeks? Big deal."

"Alexander doesn't look so great."

"Da Vinci is a hack."

"William Shakespeare couldn't write his way out of a paper bag."

"Hey Brutus, could you pass Caesar the butter knife?"

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

 

[Uhsplit]

More modern

Michael Jackson "Hey Timmy, want to come to Neverland and spend the night?"

Timmy "Sorry Mr. Jackson but you creep my mom out. She wants me to stay over at Mr. Sandusky's house so I can learn about sports".

 

[Caliskinsfan]

Yep.

 

[NorthCoastSteelersFan]

How could you pick a top nominee from that?

I didn't even try. We have no way of knowing whether Midnight is more embarrassed now than Neville Chamberlain was when WW II broke out, or whether that crewman on the Titanic had time to reflect on his boast before he drowned.

I'm pretty sure that Clinton recovered from the crap he got over the BJ. Will Angel recover? I cannot say.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Dolemite censored]

Let's review:

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

"Bwah! Fancy-pants over here wants to know where we keep the spices! Guess we'll never see the likes of HIM again..."

 

[Wamu]

Holy crap!

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

"Bwah! Fancy-pants over here wants to know where we keep the spices! Guess we'll never see the likes of HIM again..."

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

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