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Sector 3

Sector 3

There are likely BOK’s everywhere and at every corner of the internet and larger offices. We do know they are tasked with correcting those not in the network and especially to police the non-ring teams and their fans. We are fortunate enough to have at least a couple of them on the hoop.

It was a typical Sunday night in January that fine 2013 evening and the slate for SB 48 was set just moments ago. She was ready to do her duty. Stats set and the information from the ROKN (pronounced “rock’n” was in full stream.

There were already prior run-ins with the L0 (Level zero, or no ring/no network) Seattle fans so she was gearing up for a war she knew was going to have heavy casualties and by God (short for Goodell, the ‘gods’ as they are called.) there weren’t going to be any on the L5 plane as long as she was in control.
It is believed that around this time she called into the ROKN and asked for backup and several came to her aid. They were disguised as other L0 or L1’s to blend in. A few were disguised as Bronco fans just to try and hold off the coming storm. At least until the lead BOK in sector 3 could clamp it down.

Why was such help needed? These heathens were going way past simply being slightly ignorant about football and its history. They were disrespecting the game! Several were daring to suggest the upstart Seahawks could actually beat Denver by double digits! There were a couple seriously predicting a 20 point or more win! They were disrespecting the game. Dis-respecting-the-GAME. You can’t make these outrageous claims against a team with the best offense in the history of the NFL. They have a first ballot HOF QB and you bring this to our sector?
 

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Cleanup on Isle 2

Cleanup on Isle 2

Something went terribly wrong that day and no one is sure if there were problems with the information on the Steelers ROKN, faulty equipment for the Sector 3 chief, or even something more sinister such as false information injected into the ROKN by unknown outside forces, but the aftermath wasn’t pretty.

It seems the Gods (wink, wink) were looking for a new heel for the league to draw more attention to it. The same old ones weren’t drawing the same hate as they historically have. And boy did the Gods deliver on that faithful Super Bowl Sunday.

The cleanup of this mess wasn’t going to be easy and most of the BOK’s support vanished not to be seen for weeks, or in at least one case, months. It was a really tall order. There were so many words to eat that there just wasn’t enough time to do so. What to do? :noidea:

The Gods didn’t leave her much choice. She had to start putting the strongest of the upstarts on ignore and simply pretend there was nothing to account for with them.

The silence finally brought peace.
 

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The Gods Must Be Crazy

The Gods Must Be Crazy

So it happened to be that we ended up coming to that time of year again. A whole year had passed and ignoring the brash and still unknowledgeable upstart now L1 fans had at least allowed her some bit of sanity while she waited for her next assignment. For being a BOK is not easy and would require laser focus.

This year would be different. With so many ignored she had no need for backup and it appears none were volunteered from the ROKN. Too fresh was the memory of last years disaster for her to take this challenge head on. She would simply wait for the Gods to do their thing and she would come in for the final blow. How sweet that blow will feel too after all that anguish. After all those bitter words swallowed down her throat bathed in tears the year before. This day would be different and revenge would be served as cold as an arctic glaciers most frigid tip.

Something went wrong. Again. We haven’t yet found anything on our underground network to point to what, but it seems the Gods giveth, and they taketh away. Once again the data streaming on the ROKN was nothing more than a cruel hoax. This time she came with an opening salvo ready to setup her foes for the inevitable final blow that would follow some minutes later. Only after getting word to hit <enter> on her weapon of mass distraction something crazy happened. Something unthinkable. Unbelievable. The betrayal would be far worse this time. Those crazy Gods had finally turned on her completely and left her shattered and struggling to find out who is still friend or foe. What is her life about if not the ROKN? How do you recover from this kind of rejection?
 

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Epilogue

Epilogue

It is believed that L5 fans have access to equipment to tap into this network. Green Bays is an old enough network that the gear still needed much more room. It is believed this is where the infamous cheese hats came from. The 9’ers have silicon valley in their backyard and it appears they have found a way to shrink theirs down to fitting in the brim of otherwise ordinary ball caps, however the instrument cannot be bent so it requires straight flat brims. Pittsburg fans are thought to be environmentally friendly with theirs. They have somehow woven them into towels. I’m told the problem with them is if you wave them too fast the signal gets distorted which may explain agent MEG (Her undercover name). Wave it too slow and there isn't enough power to sustain the signal. The Pats? It’s believed they don’t bother running their own, but prefer to hack into the other teams networks and just use theirs. We do not know for sure about Dallas, but their owner might be bogarting the whole thing down there.

So do not dwell too much on any missing agents who otherwise protect the world from rogue fans of NFL teams. They will regroup and reboot their network and be hard at it next year. At least that’s what the current theory is suggesting.
 

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Maybe now you all understand how difficult this has been and why we likely will not see agent Meg until at least after the SB (If Seattle FINALLY :gaah: loses) or possibly well into spring otherwise.
 

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Seahawk fans have been absolutely insufferable and obnoxious the last year.

Telling us:

1) How great your D was

2) What a BEAST MODE!!! your RB was

3) What a genius Carroll was

4) How Wilson was an elite QB.

5) How awesome that 12th man is

Yeah...how's that working for you?

How many INT's has Wilson thrown? How effective is he without the D to back him up?

His QB rating right now is less than TEN.

You didn't want to hear any arguments to the contrary, and you shouted anyone down that dared to try.

As far as the reffing goes, you guys have been getting the calls so you can't blame them for this one. I saw a blatant face mask early in the game that didn't get called - but shoulda been. Didn't see any Seattle fans upset that Nelson had his helmet turned half way around.

LOVIN' IT!!!



I got this to say:


 
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LOL at Midnight! Over 11,500 posts in a year and a half. That's what I call a post junkie. The withdrawl symptoms must be a bitch right now.......
 

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Seahawk fans have been absolutely insufferable and obnoxious the last year.

Telling us:

1) How great your D was

2) What a BEAST MODE!!! your RB was

3) What a genius Carroll was

4) How Wilson was an elite QB.

5) How awesome that 12th man is

Yeah...how's that working for you?

How many INT's has Wilson thrown? How effective is he without the D to back him up?

His QB rating right now is less than TEN.

You didn't want to hear any arguments to the contrary, and you shouted anyone down that dared to try.

As far as the reffing goes, you guys have been getting the calls so you can't blame them for this one. I saw a blatant face mask early in the game that didn't get called - but shoulda been. Didn't see any Seattle fans upset that Nelson had his helmet turned half way around.

LOVIN' IT!!!

Has anyone contacted McDonald's? They may be interested in this.
 

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I wanted to go on another gif splurge but I don't want to cover up WizardHawk's epic storyline so soon. :10:
 

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I wanted to go on another gif splurge but I don't want to cover up WizardHawk's epic storyline so soon. :10:

It's ok. The Gods probably want it burred as soon as possible. Can't have us fans of teams without 5 rings knowing how it all works now can they? :whistle:
 
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