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The main story on the Sharks game is tagged with "Hertl Power", and the links to the highlights of his goals are "Teenage", "Mutant", "Ninja", and "Hertl".

LOL he he lived up to it last night tho. I guess that makes Todd McLellan Splinter?
 

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I guess - Wonder if Hertl had pizza after the game?

LOL Pizza is probably his favorite food. Wouldn't be surprised if he lives in a sewer also.
 

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LOL Pizza is probably his favorite food. Wouldn't be surprised if he lives in a sewer also.

Haha.. close. He lives in a hotel downtown, by the arena. Because he doesn't know whether he should rent/buy a place yet since he doesn't know if he's sticking with the team.

And he has to bum rides from teammates because he's too young to rent a car and he hasn't bought one yet for the same reason he doesn't have a place.

I say buy a damn car and go live with Havlat since he's on the payroll for $5M a year or whatever just to be your translator!
 

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I was one of the people that blamed Torts for everything that went wrong with the Rangers last season, but now it's obvious that it wasn't Torts it was the team. Without their strategy of collapsing in front of their net and blocking shots, the Rangers look rather hopeless on defense, and even their goaltending appears to be mediocre at best right now. Not saying they can't improve, but playing a wide open style doesn't seem to suit them very well.
 

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Haha.. close. He lives in a hotel downtown, by the arena. Because he doesn't know whether he should rent/buy a place yet since he doesn't know if he's sticking with the team.

And he has to bum rides from teammates because he's too young to rent a car and he hasn't bought one yet for the same reason he doesn't have a place.

I say buy a damn car and go live with Havlat since he's on the payroll for $5M a year or whatever just to be your translator!

Yeah, he should befriend someone from the Czech Republic for translation. If I were him, I would've answered all the post game questions from last night in Czech.
 

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I was one of the people that blamed Torts for everything that went wrong with the Rangers last season, but now it's obvious that it wasn't Torts it was the team. Without their strategy of collapsing in front of their net and blocking shots, the Rangers look rather hopeless on defense, and even their goaltending appears to be mediocre at best right now. Not saying they can't improve, but playing a wide open style doesn't seem to suit them very well.

under Vigneault as coach??? since when???

but yah ... I think it may become clear that Torts helped the Rags punch above their weight ... not necessarily because of systems play (because Vigneault plays a passive forecheck) but because of the ability to motivate as a coach

imo, Canucks look alot hungrier than last year
 

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Needs more Sundin

And fewer periods. ;)

Yeah, filthy... here's a gif too:

wahiHvv.gif

That is filthy.

Has Cherry blasted him for being a Euro hot dog yet?
 

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That is filthy.

Has Cherry blasted him for being a Euro hot dog yet?

Not yet, but is the Saturday night OTT@SJ game on HNIC?

If it isn't, it should be.

And Hertl (+ a translator... maybe Marty Havlat?) should be on After Hours.
 

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I need to upload a gif I made on a different site due to its large size, but I first want to know if the links work or not from there.

You guys can see this gif, right?

8ZLqMIHKr.gif
 

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I need to upload a gif I made on a different site due to its large size, but I first want to know if the links work or not from there.

You guys can see this gif, right?

8ZLqMIHKr.gif

I felt the pickle in the cape was a little gratuitous.
 

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I thought this thread was about Hertl, not Vlasic?
 
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