Jerry Jones: 29 Year Dynasty of Incompetence

[TheStarOne]

Jerry Jones , the used car salesman, is at it again.......

He's hired 8 coaches in 29 seasons:
Barry Switzer
Chan Gailey
Dave Campo
Bill Parcells
Wade Phillips
Jason "the clapper:" Garrett
Mike McCarthy
Brian Schottenheimer

Regular Season Record
251 Wins 217 Losses

Post Season Record
5 Wins 13 Losses

Not Been To An NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME or SUPER BOWL In 29 Seasons
9 Losing Seasons

The used car salesman is trying to sell us another used Edsel.
He's "ALL IN" on 2025.

It doesn't matter who coaches the COWBOYS.
Jerry fired a coach, who won back to back Super Bowls. (And Jimmy Johnson was the real GM of the COWBOYS)
The singer is different, but the SONG REMAINS THE SAME.
8 different coaches, but the same GM.
I wish Brian the best of luck............He'll need it.

 

[DJ Fieri]

That press conference introducing rookie HC Brian Schottenhiemer was super awkward.

 

[TheStarOne]

Jerry is, and always has been, in denial. Narcissism is a disease, that can't be cured.
Rich owners need toys to play with.

 

[PDay8810]

Jerry is, and always has been, in denial. Narcissism is a disease, that can't be cured.
Rich owners need toys to play with.

HAPPY NEW YEAR STAR ONE

any year now, hang in there

 

[msgkings322]

The lesson Al Davis taught us is this phase can go on for a really long time and even after the old man croaks.

Lotta parallels

 

[Darrell Green Fan]

I get the frustration from Cowboys fans. But sorry 3 straight 12 win seasons is not incompetence. Trust me we know what an incompetent owner looks like.

But now? Oh boy what a mess they have. And of course Jerry is a problem but they did assemble a lot of talent over the last few years. The other problem has been Dak Prescott. He routinely took a 12 win team and underachieved in the playoffs. Now his contract is strangling the team, which of course is on Jerry for not getting a deal done sooner and cheaper. Every year they delayed the price went up substantially.

 

[Iggloo]

 

[Iggloo]

The lesson Al Davis taught us is this phase can go on for a really long time and even after the old man croaks.

Lotta parallels

It's going to be a tough few years for Cowboys fans. Jerry drank like a fish but still looks to be in decent health, so I think he will live a long time!

 

[TheStarOne]

In the Dak Prescott ERA (last 9 Seasons)
Dak in the post season - 2 wins - 5 losses

The COWBOYS have played in a division with the Washington "Door Mats" :
In the last NINE seasons (Prescott ERA):
Washington: 63 Wins - 83 losses - 2 Ties
The Wash has made the playoffs one time (this season)
The COWBOYS 13 Wins - Washington 5 Wins

The COWBOYS have played in a division with the New York "Bye Week" Giants
In the last NINE seasons (Prescott ERA):
New York: 51 Wins - 96 Losses -1 Tie
The "Bye Weeks" have made the playoffs 2 Times
The COWBOYS 15 Wins - The "BYE WEEKS" 3 Wins

The COWBOYS vs. the GALS (In the last NINE seasons) - 10 Wins - 8 losses

COWBOYS record : 38 Wins and 16 Losses vs. the NFC east ( Prescott Era)

Should the COWBOYS, make the playoffs every year, when they have FOUR games with the Giants and The Wash.?

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

It's going to be a tough few years for Cowboys fans. Jerry drank like a fish but still looks to be in decent health, so I think he will live a long time!

He's clearly drank the same fountain of youth formula of Heather Graham and Leo Dicaprio...

DAMMIT! We need to come up with a plan to abduct these three and ask questions, Igg. You get started on a general plan, I'm heading to WalMart for Funions and Cheetos to ensure we can work through the weekend undisturbed.

 

[boogiewithstu2007]

Jerry Jones , the used car salesman, is at it again.......

He's hired 8 coaches in 29 seasons:
Barry Switzer
Chan Gailey
Dave Campo
Bill Parcells
Wade Phillips
Jason "the clapper:" Garrett
Mike McCarthy
Brian Schottenheimer

Regular Season Record
251 Wins 217 Losses

Post Season Record
5 Wins 13 Losses

Not Been To An NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME or SUPER BOWL In 29 Seasons
9 Losing Seasons

The used car salesman is trying to sell us another used Edsel.
He's "ALL IN" on 2025.

It doesn't matter who coaches the COWBOYS.
Jerry fired a coach, who won back to back Super Bowls. (And Jimmy Johnson was the real GM of the COWBOYS)
The singer is different, but the SONG REMAINS THE SAME.
8 different coaches, but the same GM.
I wish Brian the best of luck............He'll need it.

When your guys had your run in the 90’s under Jerry It’s pretty clear Jimmy made Jerry look good.. The 1989 Hershel Walker trade was unbelievable, but it’s pretty clear Jimmy was behind that, and built that team up … It was a huge gamble by Jimmy that paid off massively, best trade in NFL history, jump started that run… Wasn’t it 3 first round picks and 3 second round picks ? Something utterly ridiculous

 

[wilwhite]

Well... Cowboys are 30 games over .500 over that span. Which is above average, obviously, and also pretty meh.

But in the one stat he cares about he's absolutely destroying not just the other NFL teams, but all the sports teams in the world.

Who are the most valuable sports franchises? Forbes releases new list of top 50 teams

Must be horrible to be a Cowboys fan.

 

[TheStarOne]

Who are the most valuable sports franchises? Forbes releases new list of top 50 teams

Must be horrible to be a Cowboys fan.

Being a real COWBOY fan and a fan of the NFL, it never occurred to me to care about Jerry's wealth. That doesn't get me a Super Bowl championship T shirt.
It should be about winning in the NFL and championships, not the wealth of a franchise.
And oh by the way, there is rigid salary cap in the NFL. And guess who screwed the COWBOY'S cap up?

60 million a year for Dak Mediocrity Prescott

and 34 million for CD. Lamb.


$94,000,000 for 2 players......35% of the 2025 salary cap

and there is a guy by the name of Micah Parsons who will have to be paid big time after this season.

and the base salary cap for the NFL 2025 is $272,500,000

 

[wilwhite]

Being a real COWBOY fan and a fan of the NFL, it never occurred to me to care about Jerry's wealth. That doesn't get me a Super Bowl championship T shirt.
It should be about winning in the NFL and championships, not the wealth of a franchise.
And oh by the way, there is rigid salary cap in the NFL. And guess who screwed the COWBOY'S cap up?

60 million a year for Dak Mediocrity Prescott

and 34 million for CD. Lamb.


$94,000,000 for 2 players......35% of the 2025 salary cap

and there is a guy by the name of Micah Parsons who will have to be paid big time after this season.

and the base salary cap for the NFL 2025 is $272,500,000

Your problem is you have an owner who can make money without winning anything any more, who is also the GM, super-controlling, and kinda knows something about football (after all he's been at it longer than anyone) even enough it's not enough to beat the better minds out there.

There's no urgency, except to stay in the spotlight.

 

[jarntt]

All these years later Jerry is still trying to prove to the world that he is a football guy and will burn the whole thing down over and over before he admits he isn't...

 

[jarntt]

Best day Jerry has had in a while…”at least I didn’t trade Luka”