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Have you ever wanted to be or hired a professional cuddler?

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I guess the business is booming and you can hire a professional cuddler for $1 per minute with sessions being in lengths of 15 min to 5 hours or even an overnight gig for $400.

I guess when watching the video it is mentioned there are over 50 cuddling positions :rollseyes:

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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/professional-cuddlers-embrace-more-clients-231700156.html

Kimberly Kilbride is a professional cuddler.

For $80 an hour, or up to $400 for an overnight gig, the 33-year-old mother of three dons flannel pajama bottoms, puts away her family pictures and two pit bull mix dogs and invites clients into her bedroom in Highland, N.Y., to snuggle. Once the spooning begins, she insists that it stay strictly platonic.

The cuddle-for-hire business is taking off—even though the clothes stay on. Thousands of customers across the country are booking appointments with professional cuddlers in at least 16 states. The snugglers squeeze, tickle and bearhug clients for a fixed rate. Patrons who booked these services out of mere curiosity say they have become hooked on their therapeutic benefits.

“I am a convert,” says Melissa Duclos-Yourdon, 35, a freelance writer and editor in Vancouver, Wash. She originally hired a cuddler after hearing about it from members of her book club, thinking it could provide fodder for an essay. Once cuddled, “I felt transformed,” she says.

While snuggling businesses have existed for years, interest is accelerating with newer online apps and meet-up services. Plans are under way for a cuddling convention.
 

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I only need about 5-6 minutes.
 

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First it was prostitute, then escort, now professional cuddler.
 

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I want to be a professional "getting my dick sucked by some rich, needy lady for money."
 

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"Cuddling is all fun and games until somebody pitches a tent..."

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Freelance hookers are always one step ahead of the law.
 
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Is there really a lack of news that this needs to be re-hashed again? This is old news.
 

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No it's football related because buckeye fans are going to need a professional cuddler after Monday night.

Yep, if Oregon wins OSU fans will need a cuddler and OD will need some lube to go with his trophy.
 

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Yep, if Oregon wins OSU fans will need a cuddler and OD will need some lube to go with his trophy.

Ohio is going to win a couple with Urbs anyway. Mine as well let Oregon have this one.
 

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Damn sorry messed up this was suppose to go on the water cooler general discussion is it possible to move it?
 

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Nah. Kind of like it in the cfb forum with all the cool kids.
 

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We already addressed this..it is CFB related.
 

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I have been a professional cuddler.


Except I wasn't paid and at the time I called it being friend zoned.
 

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There is a sucker born every minute and if I pay someone to cuddle me they better be one hell of a sucker cause this dick aint gonna suck itself.
 
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