"The last time this many broke white people hit the road for Southern California Rose of Sharon ended up breastfeeding a hobo in a barn."
"If you see a celebrity on the street, FSU fans, you should say hello. That's probably gonna be Scott Stapp for you. Be ready! He's gonna ask for money."
"But I was paying my inner child support" ain't gonna convince the judge, y'all. But it will help you pay for game tickets, FSU fans.
This is gonna be the first time most Auburn fans have seen roses outside of a conjugal visit.
I recommend Auburn fans stay away from The Price Is Right, since they're guaranteed to overbid. $180,000 for a juco dinette set?
California gets earthquakes, or as Auburn fans call 'em, "The Devil's takin' Zoomba Class."
FSU fans, don't learn this the hard way: Jack in the Box is NOT an adult store with video booths."