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Happy Canada Day (can also be used for 4th)

Hank Kingsley

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Happy Canada Day! Have a great day!

My shit heel neighbour has decided that today is the day he should take out his grinder and cut some metal. Sounds like a herd of banshees across the creek. Last week he had a backhoe and a bobcat he brought home from work creating dust and racket all weekend.

And all week long we are under siege from my other asshat neighbour who subdivided his lot and is having a silly tiny house built. They gave their wonderful "green" back 40 the scorched earth treatment and shoehorned the structure in. No more nice greenery, he has a huge crushed rock pad where you could probably land a helicopter. And the only view they have from their sundeck is my creek and backyard. He'd better put up a big fucking fence.

The deer and birds still have my yard to escape to fortunately.
 

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In the spirit of today's Canada, the GF of smoking ribs.
Jesus shit. She spent the whole day on her fuckin' phone while all those ribs burnt to a crisp. Nothing but charcoal. Inedible. 4th of July weekend and I'll have to find food for tomorrow if I want to eat.
 

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Here is to hoping that everybody woke up with 10 fingers today AND will go to bed with 10 fingers tonight
 

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It occurred to me that had Englandland won, we'd have free health care.
 

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Well thanks a lot Joe Biden. You must hate America, this never happened under Donald Trump’s watch
 

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I am not using this thread, this Elisha Cuthbert of threads, to wish my nation and fellow citizens a happy Independence Day!

Not on my watch!
 

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Well thanks a lot Joe Biden. You must hate America, this never happened under Donald Trump’s watch

First Suzy Kolber gets laid off and now the hot dog eating contest gets cancelled - Come on America, get it together!!
 

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Joey reigns in the rain...

A mall near here in Cleveland has a Nathan's hot dog stand. I have had them before at home and was unimpressed and thought maybe it I got one prepared their way it would be better. It was actually worse.

I guess that's the best way to eat Nathan's dogs - so fast you can't taste them.
 
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