Happy Canada Day (can also be used for 4th)

[Comeds]

WASHINGTON—Admitting that their behavior in previous years had left them embarrassed and ashamed, the nation’s dogs announced Thursday that they intend on keeping their shit together during this year’s Fourth of July fireworks displays.

Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks

WASHINGTON—Admitting that their behavior in previous years had left them embarrassed and ashamed, the nation’s dogs announced Thursday that they intend on keeping their shit together during this year’s Fourth of July fireworks displays. “Though we recognize we have not always demonstrated the...

www.theonion.com

 

[thedddd]

‘Merica at its finest.

American Airlines Passenger Exposes Himself, Urinates in the Aisle, and Causes Diversion - The Bulkhead Seat

American Airlines flight AA3921 between Manchester-Boston Regional Airport (MHT) and Chicago O'Hare International Airport (ORD) was forced to divert yesterday after a 25-year-old passenger allegedly exposed himself and urinated in the aisle.

thebulkheadseat.com

 

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Turning off replies just pours more gas on the fire...

 

[puckhead]

Also, why are they launching fireworks in broad daylight.

 

[puckhead]

 

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[thedddd]

Darwin won!

SC man dead after he lights firework on top of his head, it explodes

“The device exploded while on top of his head causing massive head injuries,” the sheriff’s office said.

www.wsbtv.com

 

[mattola]

Darwin won!

SC man dead after he lights firework on top of his head, it explodes

“The device exploded while on top of his head causing massive head injuries,” the sheriff’s office said.

www.wsbtv.com

 

[Comeds]

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Oh no.......wonder who he was going to vote for......