Hammer puts hamster back on wheel, Sox beat Rays

[Teal Swordsman]

Why don't you upload one with the three Heat cry !

Frack LeBum James and DWhine Wade!

PEDS taking cry

Awe...somebody hates the Heat. I can understand a Milwaukee fan hating Miami. If Brauny never stepped foot in Miami, he wouldn't be suspended now...uh...skip that...he would have found those PEDs somewhere else.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

And Rafqis is on Park and 32nd

Get your filthy Gyro facts straight

You telling me I don't know my midtown gyro carts??? I will show up at your phone booth and kick your yankee ass...you still using the middle booth?

 

[black francis]

Sunday, July 21: at Boston Red Sox

This might have been our toughest game of the season. You don't even want to think about it. It makes you queasy to think about all the blown opportunities. And it's that much tougher when you scrape by into extra innings and don't get the job done. When you have to watch the pileup at home plate after a walk-off homer to a guy whose beard looks a little unsanitary. You hate that feeling more than anything. That beard doesn't help things.
You just want to go back to the hotel and go to bed after almost five frustrating hours of baseball.
So you do. And you lie down.
But then there's a knock at the door.
It's room service you didn't order. The bellhop won't take no for an answer. You're too tired to argue.
Then he rolls in the cart, lifts the dome on the platter, and reveals something you definitely didn't order.
A cell phone.
Which immediately begins to ring.
And you answer it. You know you shouldn't, but you do.
"Code word, please."
"What?"
"Come on, you know it."
"Oh. Ricky Blue Eyes."
"I'm Ricky Blue Eyes."
"Mr. Clean?"
"Hi, Jetes."
"Hi, Alex."
"I'm safe, Jetes. I never heard from you and I just wanted you to know that."
"That's good to know."
"Did you hear about my quad, Jetes?"
"I heard something around the clubhouse."
"Grade 1, just like yours."
"That's quite a coincidence."
"Maybe we can go back to the team together, Jetes. That'd be special."
"Maybe."
"Ask me where I am right now."
"Where are you?"
"I can't tell you that, Jetes. They might be listening."
"No one's listening, Alex. This is the phone you sent."
"Let's just say I'm looking at five rings right now. That's code for where I am."
"Wait."
"They'll never figure out where I am."
"Are you in my house again, Alex?"
"I didn't say that."
"You can't be there. I've told you this."
"I could be anywhere with five rings, Jetes. Like the Olympics. Or five small circuses."
"You have to leave my house, Alex. Right now."
"I have to go. They're probably listening. I HAVE TO GO SEE THE OLYMPIC ELEPHANTS."
"Don't shout. And leave my house now."
"They'll never catch me. I can live on dry Wheaties for a month."
"Leave, Alex."
"Breakfast of champions. Jetes."
Then the line goes dead.
I try to call him back, but the number is already disconnected.

 

[black francis]

Monday, July 22: at Texas Rangers

Before everyone asked about my ankle.
Now everyone's asking about my quad.
There's nothing to say. I feel nothing. Is there anything better than nothing? Not when you're referring to a quad that's no longer strained.
It's better. I'm ready to go. Let's go.
And yet I'm still on the DL, getting treatment I don't need, waiting around for my time to be up.
Like I said, I'm a day-to-day guy.

 

[Down38st8]

Awe...somebody hates the Heat.

As if you'd ever heard of them before 3 years ago...

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

How could I possibly be faster at searching for fag links than you?

All you have to do is unzip

 

[Rock Strongo]

from the padres series, a nugget i forgot

their hitting coach is...lol...phil plantier?

 

[Kate Upton]

 

[Rock Strongo]

i think this is francis' passive/aggressive way of showing his love for a sox/yankees thread

 

[SportsChic]

Awe...somebody hates the Heat. I can understand a Milwaukee fan hating Miami. If Brauny never stepped foot in Miami, he wouldn't be suspended now...uh...skip that...he would have found those PEDs somewhere else.

Bucks fan?

 

[SportsChic]

:Plus Braun learn about PEDS at THE U

 

[Down38st8]

from the padres series, a nugget i forgot

their hitting coach is...lol...phil plantier?

"okay guys, today's lesson...how to inject 500ML of pure testosterone straight into your jugular"

The guy literally had the single worst batting stance I've ever seen in my life...and now? He's a fucking hitting coach?

"no guys...like this!"

 

[SportsChic]

Crack me up!

 

[Teal Swordsman]

As if you'd ever heard of them before 3 years ago...

Maybe you're right. I guess I should toss out the Jon Sundvold and Grant Long images that I have in my man cave.

Did your RSN member card expire yet? I hear that a lot of them haven't been renewed since they reached their peak from 2004 to 2007.

 

[Kate Upton]

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

"okay guys, today's lesson...how to inject 500ML of pure testosterone straight into your jugular"

The guy literally had the single worst batting stance I've ever seen in my life...and now? He's a fucking hitting coach?

"no guys...like this!"

guy had a hell of a two month stretch though!!!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

"Are you in my house again, Alex?"
"I didn't say that."
"You can't be there. I've told you this."
"I could be anywhere with five rings, Jetes. Like the Olympics. Or five small circuses."
"You have to leave my house, Alex. Right now."
"I have to go. They're probably listening. I HAVE TO GO SEE THE OLYMPIC ELEPHANTS."
"Don't shout. And leave my house now."

That's hilarious.....

 

[black francis]

i think this is francis' passive/aggressive way of showing his love for a sox/yankees thread

No, I always post the Jeter Diary

Why would today's thread be any different than any other?

It's always a Sox/Yankees thread

Why else would people have voluntarily killed themselves off instead of living Groundhogs Day?

 

[Kate Upton]

 

[SportsChic]

By the way Bulls fan.

Best play of the year stopping these cry from getting the all time win streak record