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Gronkowski = brittle bitch

jarntt

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He did play through a lacerated spleen.

Blood in the chest could be different...

Nonsense...

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I didn't pay attention to a lot of this thread, but I was just watching "the game" again today during Happy Hour.

Specifically the HIT on Gronk.

And it was a huge hit and clean.

But only because it was Gronk.

Any normal sized receiver and you could well have had a defenceless receiver call. It was bang bang, literally....

A smaller Gronk and the head and shoulders come into play.

I'm still amazed Gronk finished the game. His great catch put them at the 2 for the ill fated final push.

Tough fucker.
 

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I didn't pay attention to a lot of this thread, but I was just watching "the game" again today during Happy Hour.

Specifically the HIT on Gronk.

And it was a huge hit and clean.

But only because it was Gronk.

Any normal sized receiver and you could well have had a defenceless receiver call. It was bang bang, literally....

A smaller Gronk and the head and shoulders come into play.

I'm still amazed Gronk finished the game. His great catch put them at the 2 for the ill fated final push.

Tough fucker.

The toughest. Fucker screwed me in fantasy football though. I am in competition for a playoff spot at 3-7( holding rear in my division but 4th is 4-6 and 3rd is 5-5) so i need to win out for to make it.

Just made a deal for gronk, rapelesburger and the LOB


Gave up Rodgers, Graham and vikes d.
 

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The toughest. Fucker screwed me in fantasy football though. I am in competition for a playoff spot at 3-7( holding rear in my division but 4th is 4-6 and 3rd is 5-5) so i need to win out for to make it.

Just made a deal for gronk, rapelesburger and the LOB


Gave up Rodgers, Graham and vikes d.
Gronk's not playing this week. Did you deal to get Gronk or release him?
 

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6'6" 265 lbs

complete bitch
 

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Sits down

While pissing
 

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gronk gets hurt when Brady blows him
 

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In Haiku:

Gronkowski is hurt
In other news the sun rose
Over eastern hills
 

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That Earl Thomas hit may change the fortunes of Seattle this season

Don't think opponents wont be thinking of that hit as they go over the middle from here until February

'Yup, sure scared the shit out of Mike Evans and the rest of the Bucs. :L
 

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Witten would be playing this week...

Yes, Captain Milquetoast is very good at doing nothing spectacular and staying out of harms way.

Too bad for you that The Gronk has 6 more TD's in 88 games than Monsieur Bland has in 218 games. Certainly you despair over the fact that Gronk is a fucking beast that every DC in the league game plans for and Senor Meh is just another compiler of statistics that has gotten by being the 3rd or 4th option on his awful team.
 

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I sit to whiz too. I had to clean my own bathroom for a while and the piss splash is just extra work to clean up. On floors, the toilet rim, you name it.

My wife makes me sit to pee or I have to clean the toilet and floor. The best thing is that I don't stick Mr. Man back into my pants before he's finished his job and get a doodle.
 

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My wife makes me sit to pee or I have to clean the toilet and floor. The best thing is that I don't stick Mr. Man back into my pants before he's finished his job and get a doodle.

No shame in sitting.

And I understand her reasoning.

I don't have a "dumb" phone or anything resembling it, but I do have an electronic Yahtzee.... A quick game while squatting for either is always the order of the day.
 
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