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Greatest Headline in the History of Sports Journalism

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This was just forwarded to me by a Dawg buddy, and I thought I would share. With the USCe game in just a few days, it seems appropriate.

If you aren't from the south, Lewis Grizzard may not be a name you have heard of. Most southerners know him well as a great UGa Dawg and writer for the Atlanta Journal Constitution. He as one funny writer. My favorite Grizzard book title was "Shoot Low Boys, They're Riding Shetland Ponies!"

But, on to the story ...

Subject: Greatest Headline in the History of Sports Journalism

Good evening, as we work our way to the big weekend vs. SC..I thought it only appropriate to once again pull out an old classic of the late Lewis Grizzard.. Enjoy:

Happy Dicks was a linebacker at Georgia in the mid 60's, which will make this article about the journalist from Georgia, the late, Lewis Grizzard, A&S '68, that much funnier.

The eve of the Georgia - South Carolina game 41 years ago, I was hanging out with three Sigma Pi brothers (the Hound, Tex , and Bake), drinking a few cold PBRs at the old Callaway Gardens Apartment on the Atlanta Highway. We were discussing the upcoming game against the Gamecocks and lamenting the fact that we were going in with several key players out with injuries, including our starting DE, Billy Payne (who ran the Atlanta Olympics and is now Ch of the Board at Augusta National) and his roommate, MLB, Happy Dicks.

About 10:00 that night, another fraternity brother, Lewis Grizzard, came in after he got off work. Our buddy was inactive at the time because he had gotten married over the summer to his high school sweetheart, Nancy (the first of many--all with the same name--Plaintiff). In addition to taking a full load at the University, he was working two jobs to help pay for (as he called it) "this expensive habit." A talented young man, he was writing two columns daily - one in the morning for the Athens Banner Herald and one in the afternoon for the Athens Daily News.

Lewis walked in, went straight to the refrigerator, got a beer, plopped down in a chair, pushed his glasses back up his nose and announced, "Gentlemen, with any luck at all, tomorrow morning you'll witness journalistic history. I have submitted my column and if it gets by my editor - and there's a good chance of that happening, since he looked drunk earlier this evening - you'll enjoy the greatest headline in the history of sports journalism."

He refused to tell us what it was, and to be honest with you, we all forgot about it. As Lewis went home to his lovely, young bride, the four of us went back over to the Fraternity house to get a head start on the weekend.

The next morning, as usual, I went straight for the Sports Section.

As I pulled it out, I could do nothing but smile, because our buddy had pulled it off. To this day, Vince Dooley calls it his most memorable column ever - all because of the headline, which read:

DOGS TO PLAY COCKS WITH DICKS OUT.

There's no doubt about it, it was "the greatest headline in the history of sports journalism."

He was certainly one of a kind. Grizzard, I mean.
 

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Hooker named the Indoor Athlete of the Year.

Story about Olympic Pole Vault Champion Steve Hooker in 2009.
 

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That was pretty good. I'm not very old, but it's crazy to think Athens needed two separate newspapers.





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That was pretty good. I'm not very old, but it's crazy to think Athens needed two separate newspapers.

I hear you, but it was really 3 if you consider the Red & Black was the UGa paper and that the UGa population was probably 50% of Athens in the 60s.
 

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I can't wait for the day when we play Oregon State...
 

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I can't wait for the day when we play Oregon State...

Maybe they will have someone with a funny name at QB when that happens: "Lipps large for Beavers, but Cocks still push through for win".
 

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