Golf Course brawl

[Used 2 B Hu]

I hate going to the range. Does nothing for me, in fact it generally fucks my swing up.


I like playing golf. I don't like just hitting balls.

It's near the opposite for me. I know I'm gonna suck badly on the course and get frustrated over not being able to do the simplest things correctly.

At the range, I can grip-n-rip, release some aggression, almost no negative consequences other than the occasional blister.

Plus, courses near me are SO packed...it's not relaxing at all. No way I can run out there by myself, but I hate playing with others. I usually play a round when i go upstate on vacation in July, because the course up there is nearly deserted

 

[fknhippie]

It's near the opposite for me. I know I'm gonna suck badly on the course and get frustrated over not being able to do the simplest things correctly.

At the range, I can grip-n-rip, release some aggression, almost no negative consequences other than the occasional blister.

Plus, courses near me are SO packed...it's not relaxing at all. No way I can run out there by myself, but I hate playing with others. I usually play a round when i go upstate on vacation in July, because the course up there is nearly deserted

We go at the end of today...today being an exception. Course never pairs us up, and quite often we're the last ones off the tee. We play until we feel like have a beer, or in the wife's case a mixed drink.

 

[Roy Munson]

If I'm playing badly, I'll detour to the range while the wife continues golfing. I'll meet back up with her in three or four holes.

As I'm standing on the first tee last week this guy drives up and asks if he can join... says he needs to practice before the tournament he is playing in TOMORROW.

Hits a flubb short right off the tee. I hit one down the left side close to the pond you have to cross to get to the green. He hits his second shot in the water and drives up to me to let me hit. I pull it just left of the green and he drops one to play from where I was... plunks it in the water and says he's going to hit the range first and then try again later.

I wonder how he did in the tournament.

 

[fknhippie]

Time for some Advil, hoping the glute holds out for 18 holes.

 

[Roy Munson]

We go at the end of today...today being an exception. Course never pairs us up, and quite often we're the last ones off the tee. We play until we feel like have a beer, or in the wife's case a mixed drink.

I hate courses that are insane about having full groups. I've already been paired up with people and then a 30 minute gap behind us. 2nd hole we just let them go and play as 2's. Stupid starter.

 

[beardown07]

As I'm standing on the first tee last week this guy drives up and asks if he can join... says he needs to practice before the tournament he is playing in TOMORROW.

Hits a flubb short right off the tee. I hit one down the left side close to the pond you have to cross to get to the green. He hits his second shot in the water and drives up to me to let me hit. I pull it just left of the green and he drops one to play from where I was... plunks it in the water and says he's going to hit the range first and then try again later.

I wonder how he did in the tournament.

I like to tell people no when they do that, just to watch them get flummoxed.

They ask if they can join, and I say, "Nah, I don't think so...not today." They generally just stand there with their mouth agape for a bit before slinking back to waiting behind us. LOL

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

We go at the end of today...today being an exception. Course never pairs us up, and quite often we're the last ones off the tee. We play until we feel like have a beer, or in the wife's case a mixed drink.

A few years back I played 9 holes on vacay, they paired me up with another guy at 7AM.

We were the only two people on the entire course at that hour.

Dude had a cooler full of Bud Light Lime, which I'll admit isn't very MUCH of a beer, but he was pounding those mofos from the first tee. He kept offering me one, but I just kept saying "nah, too early for me." Eventually he left me round about the 8th hole, because he really needed to make the turn and hit the clubhouse loo.

 

[fknhippie]

I hate courses that are insane about having full groups. I've already been paired up with people and then a 30 minute gap behind us. 2nd hole we just let them go and play as 2's. Stupid starter.

We walk, so it makes it easier for the course since people on carts think they play faster.

 

[beardown07]

I hate morning golf, ftr.


I played ghetto golf with @Peter Gozintite at 7AM, still drunk from the night before. Had to pound a couple of shitty beers at 7AM just to loosen up a lil.

Fucking desert....I was sweating the devil out of me from the night before as it was, then add in that it's 96 fucking degrees at 6:30 in the morning. Poor bastard prolly thought I was gonna stroke out right there on a green er some shit.

I've never been able to properly explain myself in this climate.

 

[Roy Munson]

I hate morning golf, ftr.


I played ghetto golf with @Peter Gozintite at 7AM, still drunk from the night before. Had to pound a couple of shitty beers at 7AM just to loosen up a lil.

Fucking desert....I was sweating the devil out of me from the night before as it was, then add in that it's 96 fucking degrees at 6:30 in the morning. Poor bastard prolly thought I was gonna stroke out right there on a green er some shit.

I've never been able to properly explain myself in this climate.

TopGolf is now the way to go in Vegas. Fuck being out in the sun in the desert.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I hate morning golf, ftr.


I played ghetto golf with @Peter Gozintite at 7AM, still drunk from the night before. Had to pound a couple of shitty beers at 7AM just to loosen up a lil.

That's my favorite time for two reasons:

Slightly cooler temps (I'm not playing in the desert)
fewer people out at that ungodly hour

 

[beardown07]

That's my favorite time for two reasons:

Slightly cooler temps (I'm not playing in the desert)
fewer people out at that ungodly hour

I ain't playing unless I can drink, and fuckers give some dirty looks when yer getting crunk at 7am

 

[beardown07]

 

[Roy Munson]

That's my favorite time for two reasons:

Slightly cooler temps (I'm not playing in the desert)
fewer people out at that ungodly hour

The older I get, the earlier I want to play.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

TopGolf is now the way to go in Vegas. Fuck being out in the sun in the desert.

There's a Pitch n Putt in Flushing Meadows that has lights, you can play til 1 AM in the season

 

[fknhippie]

The older I get, the earlier I want to play.

I don't like playing until all the chores are done.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I ain't playing unless I can drink, and fuckers give some dirty looks when yer getting crunk at 7am

Wait...are you the Bud Lite Lime guy from 2012?

 

[beardown07]

Wait...are you the Bud Lite Lime guy from 2012?

Nah, fuck that gutter swill.

 

[Roy Munson]

I don't like playing until all the chores are done.

What chores?

 

[NEhomer]

LOL at something being illegal for amateur play...

...are you retarded? Asking for the thread.