Taking golf lessons....again

[packerzrule]

Maybe try taking her to one of the simulator bars? Lower stress, reasonably private bays.

I would have to rent out a private bay. She's that self conscious

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Golf is fun but I don’t fret about being the shits.

I do have one thing in my pocket that I guarantee not many of you do have, and that’s a hole in one. It wasn’t an intentional hole-in-one, but a hole in one it was.

I was playing a par three at the local links, shanked my tee shot, watched it flying towards the trees where it hit a stump. It was cut low to the ground and rocketed perfectly without a bounce straight across the green after it landed right into the hole.

Players on the adjacent green we’re expecting free drinks. I told them to fuck off.

 

[black francis]

From the shaft??

Yes. I personally didn't do it but had a professional do it for me. Much better control and accuracy

 

[NEhomer]

My wife pisses me off. Over the years, I bought her 2 real nice set of clubs so she could start going with me. She's gone once!!! She keeps saying she wants me to work on her swing in our backyard and doesn't want to go to the range until her swing improves. Da Fuq??

Same, nice clubs but I think she was mostly in it for the cute skirts. Cripes.