Golf Course brawl

[beardown07]

Also the 50 practice swing guy, followed immediately by a skull blade shot that travels 85 yards without ever leaving the ground.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Hey guys...guys...ever notice how everyone but US is an asshole?

Amirite er wut, guys!?














...guise?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Also the 50 practice swing guy, followed immediately by a skull blade shot that travels 85 yards without ever leaving the ground.

Sounds like his psychological game was excellent, he got SO into your head...how many years ago was this?

 

[fknhippie]

All this golf talk reminded me i need to pick up some Asorbine Jr, gnats are out.

 

[Roy Munson]

Also the 50 practice swing guy, followed immediately by a skull blade shot that travels 85 yards without ever leaving the ground.

Swing #7 would have put the ball in the hole...

 

[fknhippie]

Hey guys...guys...ever notice how everyone but US is an asshole?

Amirite er wut, guys!?


...guise?

 

[beardown07]

The worst is newbs that can't comprehend the shortest distance between two point regarding their bag and/or cart.

I had a foursome in front of me last weekend where one fuckwit, (who coincidentally had very nice gear) he would have a chip shot, say 70 yards away from the green. He would chip and then walk up to the green and putt, leaving his fucking bag 70 yards back in the fucking fairway. He'd walk all the way back after they were done, and on a couple holes, he even stopped there to add the fucking score. I fucking lost it on hole 7, I believe. Yelled up, add your fucking scores at the next tee box!!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

This thread is reminding me of why I just like going to the range and whacking a bucket.

 

[beardown07]

Swing #7 would have put the ball in the hole...

Yup. Nothing but wasted swings. I swing enough in a round just with shitty golf. I don't need extras.

 

[Roy Munson]

Hey guys...guys...ever notice how everyone but US is an asshole?

Amirite er wut, guys!?














...guise?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Oooh, hi there

Wanna go whack a bucket with me?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Swing #7 would have put the ball in the hole...

Yup. Nothing but wasted swings. I swing enough in a round just with shitty golf. I don't need extras.

"I only have about 10 good swings a day, I'm not about to waste em on the range"
--Jeff Foxworthy

"If I'm on the range and I hit an awful shot, no worries...I've got 96 more balls in the bucket"
--Hu

 

[beardown07]

"I only have about 10 good swings a day, I'm not about to waste em on the range"
--Jeff Foxworthy

"If I'm on the range and I hit an awful shot, no worries...I've got 96 more balls in the bucket"
--Hu

I hate going to the range. Does nothing for me, in fact it generally fucks my swing up.


I like playing golf. I don't like just hitting balls.

 

[fknhippie]

I hate going to the range. Does nothing for me, in fact it generally fucks my swing up.


I like playing golf. I don't like just hitting balls.

If I'm playing badly, I'll detour to the range while the wife continues golfing. I'll meet back up with her in three or four holes.

 

[beardown07]

If I'm playing badly, I'll detour to the range while the wife continues golfing. I'll meet back up with her in three or four holes.

I just drink more.

 

[beardown07]

If I'm playing badly, I'll detour to the range while the wife continues golfing. I'll meet back up with her in three or four holes.

Oh and, "playing with the wife"????


Bro, you're doing it wrong.

 

[fknhippie]

Oh and, "playing with the wife"????


Bro, you're doing it wrong.

Why, she buys all the beer.

 

[Roy Munson]

Yup. Nothing but wasted swings. I swing enough in a round just with shitty golf. I don't need extras.

I don't even practice swing anymore, if I do anything I remind my body of the correct position on whatever I'm trying to work on. My 2 biggest problems are dropping my body on my back swing causing me to trap the ball when coming through and not shifting my weight properly and staying behind the ball and hitting it fat.

 

[beardown07]

Why, she buys all the beer.

Make her the designated driver too, and you may have something there.

 

[fknhippie]

Make her the designated driver too, and you may have something there.

She is.