Golf Course brawl

[Used 2 B Hu]

Y'all can't eyeball 100 yards?

 

[Roy Munson]

LOL...aw shucks...hope they don't take my Tour Card away.

I know a guy that sucks out of the sand so bad that he just uses a hand wedge any time he hits into the sand.

I know another guy that has used the same ball for putting for years. Replaces his real ball with a putting ball and finishes out the hole.

LOL at anything illegal for amateur play.

 

[Roy Munson]

Y'all can't eyeball 100 yards?

What happens if I walked 100 yards TO the hole, but 105 yard BACK?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

What happens if I walked 100 yards TO the hole, but 105 yard BACK?

Sounds like you took a detour into the weeds to urinate

 

[fknhippie]

I know a guy that sucks out of the sand so bad that he just uses a hand wedge any time he hits into the sand.

I know another guy that has used the same ball for putting for years. Replaces his real ball with a putting ball and finishes out the hole.

LOL at anything illegal for amateur play.

I consider that legal.

If I'm playing like shit, I'll use a shitty ball on a tough hole, when I reach the green I'll replace it with a ball that doesn't feel like a rock.

 

[fknhippie]

What happens if I walked 100 yards TO the hole, but 105 yard BACK?

Then play your 102.5 yard club.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Then play your 102.5 yard club.

Oooh, the 1-Iron! Classy

 

[beardown07]

I know a guy that sucks out of the sand so bad that he just uses a hand wedge any time he hits into the sand.

I know another guy that has used the same ball for putting for years. Replaces his real ball with a putting ball and finishes out the hole.

LOL at anything illegal for amateur play.

I had a bro-in-law bring a friend to play with us once...little short fucker, and he called out my buddy and I, once each respectively, for placing our ball marker, (dime) wrong?? Like on the wrong side of the ball or some stupid shit? Got all bitchy en shit...I got sideways with the little midget. This isn't a skins game er match play er some shit, it's 4 assholes drinking. I paid my fees. It's a fucking individual sport ya little cunt, compete against yourself and fuck off.

My bro-in-law strangely hasn't brought him again.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I had a bro-in-law bring a friend to play with us once...little short fucker, and he called out my buddy and I, once each respectively, for placing our ball marker, (dime) wrong?? Like on the wrong side of the ball or some stupid shit? Got all bitchy en shit...I got sideways with the little midget. This isn't a skins game er match play er some shit, it's 4 assholes drinking. I paid my fees. It's a fucking individual sport ya little cunt, compete against yourself and fuck off.

My bro-in-law strangely hasn't brought him again.

An Uncle Rico of the Links? Coulda gone pro if only he had had the right coaching in HS

 

[beardown07]

And I play pretty straight golf. I give myself one mully per 9, and I putt out everything and do not own a foot wedge. I take the penalties I deserve and so forth, and that lil' fucker still had the gall to bitch about my dime placement.

 

[Rex Racer]

Word.

I know which my 140-yard club is, I'm just not sure which swing it is. . .

It's the same swing with every club. Not saying I can do it, but that is the goal.

 

[beardown07]

An Uncle Rico of the Links? Coulda gone pro if only he had had the right coaching in HS

Total douche, and prolly weighs a buck ten dripping wet.

 

[Roy Munson]

I had a bro-in-law bring a friend to play with us once...little short fucker, and he called out my buddy and I, once each respectively, for placing our ball marker, (dime) wrong?? Like on the wrong side of the ball or some stupid shit? Got all bitchy en shit...I got sideways with the little midget. This isn't a skins game er match play er some shit, it's 4 assholes drinking. I paid my fees. It's a fucking individual sport ya little cunt, compete against yourself and fuck off.

My bro-in-law strangely hasn't brought him again.

I have an uncle that is like that. Can't play for shit, but damn is he a stickler for the rules. We brought him on a golf trip one time and I had to switch groups with him after 9 because the other guys in his group were about to hit him over the head and throw his dead body in the woods. So we nicknamed him "rulebook" and by sunday he finally lightened up... still has never been invited back.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

It's the same swing with every club. Not saying I can do it, but that is the goal.

That was some of the best advice I ever got: "no half swings. Yeah, you see your favorite pro's do it every week, but you ain't a pro..."

 

[beardown07]

I have an uncle that is like that. Can't play for shit, but damn is he a stickler for the rules. We brought him on a golf trip one time and I had to switch groups with him after 9 because the other guys in his group were about to hit him over the head and throw his dead body in the woods. So we nicknamed him "rulebook" and by sunday he finally lightened up... still has never been invited back.

Oh ya, the guy is terrible. Hits like an 11 year old girl.

 

[fknhippie]

Total douche, and prolly weighs a buck ten dripping wet.

Should have stuffed him in a divot.

 

[beardown07]

Same dude would take like 10 fucking minutes for every putt, and then get it nowhere near the hole.

 

[Roy Munson]

Same dude would take like 10 fucking minutes for every putt, and then get it nowhere near the hole.

how do you know how its going to break if you don't read it from every angle?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Same dude would take like 10 fucking minutes for every putt, and then get it nowhere near the hole.

Was he also one of those "GIT IN DA HOAL!" guys?

i don't like playing with those guys

In fact, I pretty much don't like playing with anybody

 

[beardown07]

how do you know how its going to break if you don't read it from every angle?

And never before it's his turn to putt. Never eyeballing it on the way up to it er' nothing. Wait til' his turn and then secure the perimeter of the green.

Holes that slope towards water er whatever, where the break is fucking obvious, he'd walk the whole circumference of the green.