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Funchess to Indy

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What does Dontrelle Inman have to do to get some respect?
 

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One of my favourite football names ever.

Funchess catches balls in bunchess. He'll eat your lunchess.

His face has lots of wrinkles from all those scrunches!!

In the gym he can do a lot of crunches!!

If you make fun of his name watch out for his devastating punches!!
 

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His face has lots of wrinkles from all those scrunches!!

In the gym he can do a lot of crunches!!

If you make fun of his name watch out for his devastating punches!!
Why? Does Funchess punches in bunches?
 

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I think that might be the biggest factor in this. If Funchess still sucks with Andrew throwing to him, then they move on. It is only one year and the Colts have lots of money to spend so it isn't all that bad. And if he does well and earns his bonuses, the Colts are that much better and contending in the play-offs maybe. Could be a big reward without a huge risk.
Yep, low risk, high reward
 

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Seems like the Colts been shy about using all that cap space. IDK maybe it’s smart to wait for spending spree to finish and then sign FA for reasonable contracts.
 

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all this is to take pressure off of ty . colts will hope cain beats him out . colts will save a lot of the money for their home grown guys . ballard looks for value but this is a wow to me .
 

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Colts gave Bunchess to Funchess
 

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I had him on my fantasy team. While I realize FF doesn't reflect a player's true ability, he sucked!

That is all!

Same here.

I'd have been content just being punched in the face so hard I forgot his name
 

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I predict his stat line to be:
75 receptions
950 yards
8 TD's
 

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what? this is a great move, he was so under used in carolina. a little much, but the exact type of wr they need on that team

They used to say something similar about Benjamin. What a useless piece of shit he was last year. Luck will get him targets for sure, I guess we'll see how that works out. $10M base salary is substantial.
 

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Eh not terrible. It's a 1 year prove it deal (love those) and Luck is a far better passer than Newton (and most QBs for that matter). B grade. Not a bargain, $10M (with $13M incentives) is overpaying.... but 1 year prove it deals with little financial implication (in terms of cap) are generally rewarding. Getting Luck some weapons now that he has a formidable OLINE is a priority for the Colts, since they should spend their draft on defense given the depth/strength of the class and lack of offensive capital.
 

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Indy had over 100 million and this is the best they can do?

They were a playoff team and they can't get anyone to take their cash?
 

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Funches?

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