Full Swing

[foster4prez]

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No need. Statistics tell me that judging from my handicap, in this case lack of handicap, there is a 99% chance that I am better than you. I’ll take those odds

No one believes you.

 

[Montalban]

I really hope that makes you feel better about yourself.

We get it, you're a Judge Smails.

It does. Knowing that I am better than 99% of amateur golfers is quite satisfying. Its quite an an accomplishment

 

[Montalban]

No one believes you.

You do. I can tell. I'll take the compliment though.

 

[MTVike]

Never understood why people claim to shoot better scores than they can actually do. A couple of the people at the course do it, and then when it comes time to play in a tournament using their handicap, they can't compete.

Fuck, if I decide to get a handicap, I'm golfing left-handed and trying all kinds of stupid shots to boost my score.

Sandbagger!!

 

[Wazmankg]

We all know the type. The guy who always "has his worst day" and shoots an 85 when he plays with you but somehow "shot a 68 last week when I snuck out of work" and will never ever sign up for a member-guest because they know they're going to get housed with their fake handicap.

I just feel sorry for people who claim "vanity" handicaps and there are a lot of them. I don't think I've ever met anyone on the course who claimed to be worse than a bogey golfer.

But they're better than the guy who claims he's a 15 and then shoots 75 when there's cash on the line... screw those guys.

 

[ill]

I just feel sorry for people who claim "vanity" handicaps and there are a lot of them. I don't think I've ever met anyone on the course who claimed to be worse than a bogey golfer.

But they're better than the guy who claims he's a 15 and then shoots 75 when there's cash on the line... screw those guys.

I bet I'm taller than Monty though

 

[MTVike]

I just feel sorry for people who claim "vanity" handicaps and there are a lot of them. I don't think I've ever met anyone on the course who claimed to be worse than a bogey golfer.

But they're better than the guy who claims he's a 15 and then shoots 75 when there's cash on the line... screw those guys.

I think part of it is that we all want to believe that we are as good as our best score/handicap, and for many of us that was years ago.

 

[Dutchis59]

Haven't had a Handi for 20 years but when I played last year it was 79 for a hi and 65 for a low, the game is easier when you just enjoy yourself

 

[fknhippie]

Koepka came across as a whiney little bitch.

 

[Montalban]

I bet I'm taller than Monty though

Hmm. Best swing I ever saw and the best player I've ever played with was only 5'5" Ian Woosnam

 

[fknhippie]

Just watched the Joel Dahmen episode.

He and his caddy cracked me up...boner

I just might become a fan.

 

[ill]

Just watched the Joel Dahmen episode.

He and his caddy cracked me up...boner

I just might become a fan.

I did enjoy that episode.

the golfer/caddy relationship is pretty special