Fuck Iowa

[Angry red]

I'm not sure but I don't think Nebraska is going to be doing the fucking... that's might just be me though

You are probably correct, Mother of All Bombs.

 

[Angry red]

I think the correct response is "Polly want a cracker?".

What does this mean?

 

[Angry red]

I think the correct response is "Polly want a cracker?".

Can you still see your penis, when you look down?

 

[Moab]

Can you still see your penis, when you look down?

Yup, when I take a piss I roll down all the way to the end too.

 

[Angry red]

Yup, when I take a piss I roll down all the way to the end too.

You roll to the restroom. And you seat on the seat and piss on your balls, such as they are.

 

[HuskerOC]

Whole famdam at the household.

Even a fucking Iowa fan. And per usual, he is a douche canoe.

Full spread. Wings. Meatballs. Beanies. 7 layer dip. Meat/Cheese dip, veggie tray, hookers, blow, acid, Foo Fighters, Grandma, Runzas, and greatness.

 

[Moab]

You roll to the restroom. And you seat on the seat and piss on your balls, such as they are.

Nah, still walk patiently letting all youngsters that don't understand bladder control run in front of me.

 

[HuskerOC]

Nah, still walk patiently letting all youngsters that don't understand bladder control run in front of me.

I was in Wisconsin this past month.

100% sure I have more friends in your state than your sorry ass. 100% sure that isn't a lie, fib, or even a joke.

 

[Angry red]

Nah, still walk patiently letting all youngsters that don't understand bladder control run in front of me.

Well, happy Thanksgiving.

 

[Moab]

I was in Wisconsin this past month.

100% sure I have more friends in your state than your sorry ass. 100% sure that isn't a lie, fib, or even a joke.

Really, how many fibs do you know?

 

[Moab]

Well, happy Thanksgiving.

Back at you...Happy Thanksgiving.

 

[TheReal_NU]

Damn. I might have been a little drunk last night.

I forgot the “game thread” prefix.
And the time and channel.

@fordman84 can you help a brother out?

 

[pachyderm]

LOL.

Most Husker fans of today probably don't what they are either...

 

[TheReal_NU]

Pretty meaningless game for Iowa

It’s true. Ferentz already hit his half million dollar bonus for winning 8 games.
If he wins any more, fans may start to have expectations.

oh, who am I kidding. It’s Iowa.

 

[TheReal_NU]

LOL.

Most Husker fans of today probably don't what they are either...

But they can type in complete sentences.

 

[pachyderm]

ya got me there...

Should have read,"..don't know..."

But you, you corn husking genius, you were able to infer what I meant.

Well done.

 

[TheReal_NU]

ya got me there...

Should have read,"..don't know..."

But you, you corn husking genius, you were able to infer what I meant.

Well done.

The ability to husk corn and true genius are not mutually exclusive.

 

[NU_FTW]

Dear Iowa fans, please stay home , we don't need your kind stopping at Green lights and stinking up the streets

 

[TheReal_NU]

Dear Iowa fans, please stay home , we don't need your kind stopping at Green lights and stinking up the streets

You forgot merging onto the interstate at 35 mph

 

[pachyderm]

Dear Iowa fans, please stay home , we don't need your kind stopping at Green lights and stinking up the streets

Are they colorblind?