Four Seasons Loco Coffee and Total Landscaping Talk

[puckhead]

oh uh - it's gotten in to an old folks home in North Van.
that place is gonna get wiped out as well.


I was at a concert last week, and they had the hand sanitizer stations at the entrance,
it was shocking to see a vast majority of people actually use them.

 

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Even when the movie wasn't very good (Judge Dredd), he was always good. RIP Max.

 

[Comeds]

Its in the neighboring county to me, and there are patients in the hospital nearest to me.

Today I am at a different location than I normally work at in an area frequented by contractors who fly in for the week. Its an open area with people crowded in and no walls in between. I wonder how many people will be in today.


dick joke portion
I read that masturbation can boost one's immunity so that's a plus. I have been using Purell to masturbate so I should be doubly good. Very irritated but good.

 

[dash]

Remember when Kirk asked God what he needed with a starship? God has moved on to cruise ships.

 

[forty_three]

Its in the neighboring county to me, and there are patients in the hospital nearest to me.

Today I am at a different location than I normally work at in an area frequented by contractors who fly in for the week. Its an open area with people crowded in and no walls in between. I wonder how many people will be in today.


dick joke portion
I read that masturbation can boost one's immunity so that's a plus. I have been using Purell to masturbate so I should be doubly good. Very irritated but good.

I would bet that washing your hands with Old Bay will cure it.

 

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I guess the fine people of Dublin will have to find other ways to entertain themselves on Match 17th...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I guess the fine people of Dublin will have to find other ways to entertain themselves on Match 17th...

Cork puts cork in cork-popping parade.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Stable genius

 

[forty_three]

I guess the fine people of Dublin will have to find other ways to entertain themselves on Match 17th...

As usual, most people in Dublin will entertain themselves in other ways.

This only affects the people who travel in, dress like leprechauns and get shit faced. And of course the people who profit off them.

Stable genius

Ah good. lets go ahead and add "paranoid" to "stupid", "vengeful", "greedy" and "dangerously incompetent". What could possibly go wrong?

 

[puckhead]

Stable genius

orange-tard didn't even know that the flu killed people.
Trump ‘didn’t know people died from the flu.’ It killed his grandfather.

 

[forty_three]

orange-tard didn't even know that the flu killed people.
Trump ‘didn’t know people died from the flu.’ It killed his grandfather.

"What's the big deal if people die from the flu? When people die, you get an inheritance which is a good thing"

- Trump, probably

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN

 

[jstewismybastardson]

orange-tard didn't even know that the flu killed people.
Trump ‘didn’t know people died from the flu.’ It killed his grandfather.

and said this shortly after mentioning he didnt know the flu killed people

"I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it. Every one of these doctors said, 'How do you know so much about this?' Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for President."

 

[jstewismybastardson]

dick joke portion
I read that masturbation can boost one's immunity so that's a plus. I have been using Purell to masturbate so I should be doubly good. Very irritated but good.

stay away from the bleach comeds

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ah good. lets go ahead and add "paranoid" to "stupid", "vengeful", "greedy" and "dangerously incompetent". What could possibly go wrong?

He’s always been paranoid - in addition to being a germaphobe (which is fine) I read before that the reason he prefers eating fast food is because they make so much of the same thing so frequently so it would be harder for someone to poison his portion.

To be fair you’d be better off going outside and collecting old leaves than wiping your ass with this “paper”.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I have seen that the reason people are binge buying tp is because chinese social media said there was a toilet paper shortage in Wuhan when the outbreak came to be.

then, many in north america started doing it, because the chinese among us were doing it

we are basically all Larry David

 

[jstewismybastardson]

oh uh - it's gotten in to an old folks home in North Van.
that place is gonna get wiped out as well.


I was at a concert last week, and they had the hand sanitizer stations at the entrance,
it was shocking to see a vast majority of people actually use them.

wildfire time

 

[puckhead]

I went to Safeway yesterday, and TP was on sale so I was going to stock up (NOT HOARD).
the 3-ply shelves were completely barren, surrounded by full shelves of two ply.

not just first world problem, west-side problems.
(and no I didn't get 2-ply either, because my fear of my wife exceeds my fear of wiping my ass with a leaf)