Flyers sign former **** star turned hockey player

[IPostedWhat]

oh, I thought you said 'gratuitous r*pe time'. :loco:

You thought Big Ben was lurking?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

GET THE PUCK IN DEEP!














That's all I'm sayin'.

 

[IPostedWhat]

2 in the crease, 1 in the net.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

There's a reason why this is the best forum anywhere.

 

[dash]

Spearing is an automatic gross misconduct...

 

[IPostedWhat]

Does the deal include Ron Jeremy as his backup if fatigue sets in?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

He ought to be careful around the crease when Turco's playing.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I heard he's the type that doesn't like to play with a helmet on?

I think the League will demand he wear protection?

 

[dash]

Does the deal include Ron Jeremy as his backup if fatigue sets in?

I wonder if Kay Whitmore will want to measure his equipment?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The league is cracking down on head shots these days.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Bad acting doing most of his work while horizontal don't the Flyers already pay Carcillo for that?

 

[IPostedWhat]

I hope if he makes a mistake, the players aren't too hard on him.

 

[puckhead]

make sure you NEVER EVER slash someone else's stick with your own.

 

[IPostedWhat]

You know what they say about goalies who have large water bottles?

 

[IPostedWhat]

You know what they say about goalies who have large water bottles?

Ok, that was just gay dude.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I hear he does most of his scoring from the back door

 

[IPostedWhat]

I can actually hear you guys thinking of some more.

<giggety>

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I can actually hear you guys thinking of some more.

<giggety>

GIFSoup

 

[IPostedWhat]

I heard he's the best at taking a puck to the face.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Toronto fans want him to leggo of their eggo waffles.