Fantasy Football Thread

[Desert Glory]

How does jahii get MVP honors!?!? I will have the highest score by the end of the day! Total annihilation on my part! 4 of the top 15 players gets me bragging rights!!!

Because if Jahii wins, it will be the biggest story in the history of sports. You might get the DBacks treatment though and get a mention in the final 10 seconds of Sportscenter.

 

[Jonas_steven]

Because if Jahii wins, it will be the biggest story in the history of sports. You might get the DBacks treatment though and get a mention in the final 10 seconds of Sportscenter.

Tear...that is all I ever wanted!!!

 

[Jonas_steven]

McCoy is beasting it right now! My players are all going to get ass slaps this week! Except for Rudolph...you let me down!

 

[Orange602]

Somehow, I'm only down by 9. My team is like the Dbacks, they get close enough to give you a boner and then blueball the fuck out of you.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Well, if Gronk is back my team should be good to go next week. No way Megatron and MJD suck two weeks in a row (I hope)

1-1 it is

 

[Jonas_steven]

Who is taking on the champ this week? The champ is me by the way for all you smartalics!

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

1-0!

 

[Arizona_Sting]

If anyone needs a WR hit me up...

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Somehow, I'm only down by 9. My team is like the Dbacks, they get close enough to give you a boner and then blueball the fuck out of you.

YOU MAD?

 

[Jonas_steven]

Early line has me by 16 over orange. I understand them being conservative...

 

[Jonas_steven]

It is so weird seeing everyone's real name. It is like the veil of anonymity has been pulled off and shredded to pieces!

 

[Jonas_steven]

I am going to google the shit out of "nick cuellar" and send you a bunch of online catalogs and trim your hedges so they are uneven. This plan is quite devious!

 

[Desert Glory]

My real name is Desert Glory.

I come from a long line of prestigious Glory's

 

[Arizona_Sting]

I am going to google the shit out of "nick cuellar" and send you a bunch of online catalogs and trim your hedges so they are uneven. This plan is quite devious!

CREEP ALERT

 

[Arizona_Sting]

I really am Mike Zagurski guys.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

We need a DG's game of the week for the week 2 matchups... get on it bitch!

 

[Jonas_steven]

CREEP ALERT

It's only creepy if they don't like it...

 

[Arizona_Sting]

It's only creepy if they don't like it...

true... just like it's not gay unless the balls touch

 

[Jonas_steven]

true... just like it's not gay unless the balls touch

You got it!

 

[Orange602]

I am going to google the shit out of "nick cuellar" and send you a bunch of online catalogs and trim your hedges so they are uneven. This plan is quite devious!

What a thoughtful gesture! Unfortunately, I don't have any hedges

Could you just burn patches out of my lawn, instead?