FA Frenzy Thread

[ritari330]

JapersRink ‏@JapersRink

@DaveLozo Parise signs with the pens... because pencil erases too easily

 

[awaz]

JapersRink ‏@JapersRink

@DaveLozo Parise signs with the pens... because pencil erases too easily

 

[Darkstone42]

JapersRink ‏@JapersRink

@DaveLozo Parise signs with the pens... because pencil erases too easily

Pens puns.

 

[raptorlife4]

Pete Salveson‏@reclinergm

According to Twitter, Zach Parise has signed with the Wild, Devils, Penguins, Red Wings, Blackhawks, Caps and Flyers #Flyers #Parise

 

[Darkstone42]

Pete Salveson‏@reclinergm

According to Twitter, Zach Parise has signed with the Wild, Devils, Penguins, Red Wings, Blackhawks, Caps and Flyers #Flyers #Parise

He's a man of many hats?

 

[awaz]

He's a man of many hats?

that contract is gunna be a bitch.. 11 games for everyone with 5 teams getting an extra game? i wonder how much that extra game costs on the cap..

 

[mooger_35]

and shockingly the Avs twitter hasn't announced that they've signed him yet.

 

[awaz]

and shockingly the Avs twitter hasn't announced that they've signed him yet.

aw man, outta rep.

 

[puckhead]

and shockingly the Avs twitter hasn't announced that they've signed him yet.

nonetheless, jersey retirement ceremony expected this fall

 

[dash]

nonetheless, jersey retirement ceremony expected this fall

It's low hanging fruit, but that fruit remains ripe

 

[awaz]

so i guess in the twitter world the new time to announce stuff that is sure to piss people off has moved from friday afternoon to monday at rush hour?

 

[raptorlife4]

Yawn

 

[raptorlife4]

Zach Parise: I'm getting closer but haven't made a decision. I haven't set and deadlines.

 

[mooger_35]

lol... announcement that no announcement is coming.

 

[puckhead]

God damn it. I go out to try to enjoy Canada (everything is closed, d'oh) for 3 hours and nothing new to report? I figured he'd make the announcement between 3 and 5 but jeez, it looks like it'll be later than that.

oh yeah, Canada's closed today.
the Moose out front shoulda told you.

 

[Darkstone42]

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[awaz]

Zach Parise: I'm getting closer but haven't made a decision. I haven't set and deadlines.

lol... announcement that no announcement is coming.

ugh.. i guess i'll see you guys tomorrow

 

[TiLoBrown]

oh yeah, Canada's closed today.
the Moose out front shoulda told you.

Hey, I still got some Swiss Chalet....god that was good

 

[TiLoBrown]

MOTHER FUCKER..... IM IN A CAR FOR 8 HOURS BACK TO THE STATES TOMORROW!

 

[Darkstone42]

Michael Russo ‏@Russostrib

The plan is Parise will come back here to Minnesota tomorrow, discuss with fiancee and get back to his agents "later;" nothing imminent

Women...


(I kid, I kid. Don't hurt me, higgy.)