Eddie Lacy Earns 55k in One Day After Weighing in at Slightly Under Morbidly Obese

[packerzrule]

laughing harder at any Seahawks fan who thinks Lacy will keep the weight off

 

[Great Dayne]

Lol @ GB fans being mad cause their boy ain't fat anymore.....

Fat in comparison to who a 400 lb offensive linemen? The dude is fat and lazy. I wouldn't be suprised if he just cut out 10-15 lbs of water weight for 2 days and went right back to 265 lbs. He's still probably 30% + Fat which is basically an offensive linemen. Shit he couldn't even keep up with linemen running down the field last season. He's your problem now, good luck keeping him away from all those china food places. Oh and don't feed feast mode skittles or he might get to 300 lbs.

 

[Great Dayne]

laughing harder at any Seahawks fan who thinks Lacy will keep the weight off

There's a better chance he'll be a quarter ton than 225lbs as he should be. lol

 

[The Derski]

Lol @ GB fans being mad cause their boy ain't fat anymore.....

Lol @ Seattle fans in general.

 

[Great Dayne]

LOL @ Seacuck fans that believe Lacy didn't just lose water weight and will be back to 265+ tonight after going to McDonald's.

BOOM

 

[Scooby-Doo]

Feast Mode is a weak name. It probably fits better for Zeke since he always does that motion where he's eating grits every time he busts a big run. He's "feasting" on the competition.

Someone suggested Obese Mode and IMO that's the better name, especially considering the title of this thread.

I own that shit.

 

[DHoey]

Fat in comparison to who a 400 lb offensive linemen? The dude is fat and lazy. I wouldn't be suprised if he just cut out 10-15 lbs of water weight for 2 days and went right back to 265 lbs. He's still probably 30% + Fat which is basically an offensive linemen. Shit he couldn't even keep up with linemen running down the field last season. He's your problem now, good luck keeping him away from all those china food places. Oh and don't feed feast mode skittles or he might get to 300 lbs.

 

[DHoey]

Lol @ Seattle fans in general.

 

[HaroldSeattle]

LOL @ Seacuck fans that believe Lacy didn't just lose water weight and will be back to 265+ tonight after going to McDonald's.

BOOM

Fudge Packers fans having so much fun with this.

Guess we'll see how it goes. It's a one year prove it deal and we got some other good RBs on the roster, so no problem which ever way it works out.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

I think it was probably water weight the first time when he got below 255. He was supposedly at 253 then so he only had to drop 3 lbs to meet this new goal. For him that probably just means making sure to dump ass right before each weigh-in. I'd imagine he expels at least 2 Courics out his shitter during any given bowel movement.

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

At least he's giving it an effort to lose the weight.

 

[DHoey]

Fudge Packers fans having so much fun with this.

Guess we'll see how it goes. It's a one year prove it deal and we got some other good RBs on the roster, so no problem which ever way it works out.

It's like they're afraid that their fat ex girlfriend is gonna get hot after the break up

 

[Tainthappening]

It's like they're afraid that their fat ex girlfriend is gonna get hot after the break up

I am only worried about Week 1 matchup (and if meet again in playoffs).

Still think he is good running back... but due to weight issues, a bit prone to injury.

My preference would still have been to resign, rather than using 3 draft picks that could have been used elsewhere.

 

[SteelersPride]

LOL @ Seacuck fans that believe Lacy didn't just lose water weight and will be back to 265+ tonight after going to McDonald's.

BOOM

no replies the first time, so i'll give u a mercy shout out the second time u made the same comment

 

[handicappers]

no replies the first time, so i'll give u a mercy shout out the second time u made the same comment

Dayne always gets ignored. He's like the dorky kid at the party begging to get beat up.

 

[Destroydacre]

Hell I weigh less than 200 lbs and I'm four years older than Lacy. I should get $100K for that shit

 

[Great Dayne]

It's like they're afraid that their fat ex girlfriend is gonna get hot after the break up

No we're all laughing at the rainy city peigon bitches being dumb enough to take our sloppy seconds.

 

[Great Dayne]

no replies the first time, so i'll give u a mercy shout out the second time u made the same comment

ok

 

[SteelersPride]

Dayne always gets ignored. He's like the dorky kid at the party begging to get beat up.

lol

 

[Scooby-Doo]

When a player lets you down due to being undisciplined, like chunky did to Packer fans, you are always gonna feel some animosity toward that player. They all want to see him fail.

If Lacy loses the weight for money purposes and then chunks up when it matters, It will just prove he is an undisciplined, selfish, fatty, laughing his way to another serving of deep fried, cream cheese filled, Crab Rangoon smothered in sugary sweet and sour sauce. The onslaught of fat jokes will be epic.

If he makes weight, keeps it off, and performs well, It's a big fuck you from Lacy to all Packer fans.

Although I prefer "Fat Eddie" considering the team he plays for, either outcome will be pretty funny.